Author Topic: How long since you got slapped by a woman? (Read 907 times)

hawk220 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:31:46 AM »

back in the day when I was young and studly I was in a meat-market bar and was lubed up with quite a few drinks..I walked over to the hottest girl in the joint. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I know it was very obscene and direct.. I got both a cocktail in the face and a very nice open hand slap across the mug.. I played it nice and cool..keeping as much dignity as is possible with a white russian dripping from my nose and a big red mark on my cheek. She went home with me that night saying that she was impressed with the way I handled the whole thing..go fig.. If anyone can figure women out, they deserve a friggen Nobel Prize...

capt. apathy · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:38:55 AM »

it's been a few years.

almost always it was from my bad habit of laughing at women when they get pissed off. I've found a smile, light chuckle, and some thing like - "you get mad over the stupidest things" or "you are so cute when you throw these little tantrums over nothing"- tends to reallly set some women off.

midnight Target · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:58:39 AM »

SMML?

Socially
Maligned
Male
Luftweinies?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:01:46 AM »

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Originally posted by hawk220
back in the day when I was young and studly I was in a meat-market bar and was lubed up with quite a few drinks..I walked over to the hottest girl in the joint. I don't recall exactly what I said, but I know it was very obscene and direct.. I got both a cocktail in the face and a very nice open hand slap across the mug.. I played it nice and cool..keeping as much dignity as is possible with a white russian dripping from my nose and a big red mark on my cheek. She went home with me that night saying that she was impressed with the way I handled the whole thing..go fig.. If anyone can figure women out, they deserve a friggen Nobel Prize...

LOL!

As a slightly inebriated youth, I once asked a girl if she'd like to dance...she said "Not with YOU!"...so I said "So a blowjob is out of the question then?"

Didn't get slapped either!

capt. apathy · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:02:59 AM »

did get slapped fairly hard a couple times back in highschool once for responding to "I don't do that on the first date" with "how about on the last date?"

ps. maybe it's - single mothers, mostly loony

StSanta · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:06:54 AM »

ROFL rip

The idiotic thing about picking up women in Dk is that virtually always it is at these stupid techno-esque clubs. And you have to have the proper clothes, looks an attitude. Conversations are limited to screaming over the music, so what people go by is image solely. I find this tedious over time and I'm 27, so not interested in it anymore.

I'd have to emigrate to another place to find a different situation. Then again, I doubt it's much different in the rest of the western world.

AKIron · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:19:12 AM »

highschool, about 30 years ago

Kanth · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:26:24 AM »

never been slapped by a woman or a man for that matter

myelo · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2003, 10:59:06 AM »

By the wife last summer when I tried to scope women at the beach.

Since then, I always take the scope off the rifle first.

boxboy28 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:28:41 AM »

Ya im a chick magnet! or atleat my face is a magnet for their slaps! I been smacked a few times but mostly i desreved it!

One time that sticks out i was at college at friday happy hour been on and off agian with my so called girl friend (she was whoring around and i caught her) she walks up to me and acted like a squeak i told her to find her other boy friend to complain to WHAM she really hauled off and blasted me with an open hand slap to the ear (she missed my face -she was a little drunk) the bouncer saw it kick her out and wouldnt let her back in after i came back to i realized she popped my ear drum whith her cuffed hand. 6 months later i could hear out of that ear finally.

So if your gonna get slapped hope she doesnt cup her had and pop your ear drum!

Box

Dowding · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:54:08 AM »

There's more to life, than beating your wife.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2003, 12:05:33 PM »

Last time I got slapped was by a German girl I had been seeing. She found out that I'd slept with her best friend. Gave me a nice hard smack across the cheek....then threw a beer bottle at me as I was walking away. It's a good thing chicks can't throw.

She later tried to get back at me by sleeping with a friend of mine. I congratulated him. Chicks just don't get it sometimes

fffreeze220 · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2003, 12:32:17 PM »

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Originally posted by StSanta

Rip, you've never been slapped by a woman? Dude, you've never lived then.

What u think happend to his hair

I bet they using the B-ball racket

Saintaw · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2003, 12:55:02 PM »

Been a while now... but my ex used to get hyperactive when I would disagree and smile. go figure...

Definately been TOO LONG since I've been slapped by an unknow woman, yes

capt. apathy · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2003, 01:16:32 PM »

B-ball racket
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????
what is a b-ball racket??? man, thats as fluffied up as a football bat.