Author Topic: Ralph Wiggum (Read 413 times)

funkedup · « **on:** February 05, 2003, 05:21:41 PM »

After being pepper sprayed by Marge: "Even my boogers are spicy!"

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:24:33 PM »

"You’ve done good Ralph! Now you know what you must do -- burn them! Burn them all!"

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:26:53 PM »

"Hi Super Nintendo Chamers"

"I'm learnded"
-SW

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:32:16 PM »

"Me fail English...That's un-possible!"

"...I don't have a red crayon...I ate it."

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

"I ated the purple berries"
"It tastes like ... burning"

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."

http://www.snpp.com/guides/ralph.file.html
-SW

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:37:22 PM »

"my cats bellybutton smells like catshit"

SOB · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:40:14 PM »

Wait, but that's a Hangtime quote!

Mini D · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2003, 05:48:45 PM »

SOB.. you silly fool. Hantime IS Ralph Wiggum.

Chairboy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2003, 06:09:56 PM »

(at fire prevention fair)
Smokey the bear: "You're not going to start any fires, are you little boy?"
Ralph: "At my house, we call them uh-ohs."

Ralph Wiggums · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:11:55 PM »

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.

Octavius · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:14:04 PM »

I bent my wookie!

NOD2000 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:36:35 PM »

My parents don't let me use scissors

NOD2000 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2003, 09:41:11 PM »

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"
Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

mjolnir · « **Reply #12 on:** February 06, 2003, 02:14:15 AM »

"Miss Hoover? My worm fell in my mouth and I ate it. Can I have another one?"

"No Ralph, just put your head on your desk and go to sleep while the other children are learning."

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"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

You can't just have that quote without the rest of it.

steely07 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 06, 2003, 02:29:26 AM »

This one needs to be fully quoted too

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"My parents don't let me use scissors"
(Laughter from class)
"The children are right to laugh at you Ralph,these things wouldn't cut butter"