Author Topic: Cat Tale (Read 346 times)

Hangtime · « **on:** February 05, 2003, 11:01:32 PM »

The Goof crawled up in my lap a lil while ago, placed her paws on my chest, put her face in front of mine and said:

"Blert"

I suspected this meant "pet me".

So I did.. she likes the nice long stroke.. from the middle of her pointy head right on down her back and right up and off the tail.

Now it's been cold as hell out here lately.. and cat fur and cold mixed with a long stroke = static electricity.

I could hear her 'crackle' with each pass. Pretty soon, her fur was all puffed up and the when I was shure she had a full 'charge' I plotzed her back onto the floor.

So, all happy and contented and lookin like a puff ball she hopped up on the recliner with the Fuzz. Fuzz opens her eyes, and 'noses' the Goof.. and *ZAP*~!!

Two cats a tenth of a second later on opposite sides of the room staring at each other with twitching tails and narrowed eyes.

I laffed for half an hour...

Mark Luper · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:13:58 PM »

LOL! That's funny

Airscrew · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:16:36 PM »

good one Hang. I'd try that but I have two dogs and one cat, I think there would difficulties building up a charge.

For your next trick rub them against your head really fast and stick'em to a wall:)

Hangtime · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2003, 11:37:05 PM »

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For your next trick rub them against your head really fast..

...any other bright ideas?

Drunky · « **Reply #4 on:** February 06, 2003, 09:01:24 AM »

laughed so hard I woke my wife

too damn funny, hang

Barney Fife · « **Reply #5 on:** February 06, 2003, 09:09:00 AM »

Hahaha! I had so much static electricity on me the other day that when I went to pet my cat, I actually saw a little bolt of electricity jump from my finger on to his nose. He jumped back and looked at me like, "What the f*ck, a**hole?!" He coughed up a hair ball in my dress shoes later on.

boxboy28 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 06, 2003, 10:18:45 AM »

the other night I was laying in bed and my cat hoped in his Kitty bed (which is on my bed) all lights were off i reached over to give him a rub his whole tail LIT up like a huge bolt of lightning. Then he disappered into the darkness. I felt so bad.

Makarov9 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 06, 2003, 10:22:25 AM »

Being the owner of two cats that was bloody hilarious Hang! I can just see the pissed off showdown.

Animal · « **Reply #8 on:** February 06, 2003, 10:45:29 AM »

Hangtime this thread is not complete without a pic of your cats.

Airhead · « **Reply #9 on:** February 06, 2003, 11:12:36 AM »

Animal this thread is not complete without a photo of that hottie in the devil costume.