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Offline mason22

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« on: February 10, 2003, 04:28:35 PM »
In case you hadn't heard our company mascot, Steve (the Dell Dude), was busted for possession of Marijuana  last night.  Dell reports they have severed their relationship with Steve, but as you can see from his latest add campaign this has not hurt his career at all.

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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2003, 04:32:26 PM »
that's stupid. lots of people possess marihuana.

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« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2003, 04:40:40 PM »
"dude, twirl me up a zepplin!"
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2003, 04:43:53 PM »
Wait... someone is shocked that the dell "dude" smokes pot?  That's like making news of Pauly Shore getting busted for pot.  Most everyone says "who was that?" and then "no duh."

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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2003, 04:44:22 PM »
lol hang
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2003, 05:02:47 PM »
yet another life ruined by drugs? :confused:

no,  ruined by drug laws. :mad:

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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2003, 05:24:30 PM »
"Dude..." (pause) "What's my line again?" I guess he's going to have to go to UO now that his pitchman days are numbered. :)

You mean Dell wasn't going the "Let's hire a Spicoli to sell computers to surfer dudes and their I'll informed parents who want to seem cool by association route?" He wasn't supposed to be a pot head? My respect for Dell just plummeted -- Mr. Hand would be proud :)

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[edit: this could be the shot in the arm his fading "career" needed. I see an MTV V-jay gig in his future.]
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Offline Montezuma

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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2003, 06:50:13 PM »
Too bad 'dude' didn't stay in California.  It is against the law here for the police to arrest you just for possession of small amounts.

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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2003, 09:30:30 PM »
In CA smoking (cigarettes) truck drivers are being pulled over by the cops and cherged with smoking in the work area.

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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2003, 10:39:52 PM »
Ah-ha! I knew there was a link between people who start their sentences with 'Dude' and Marijuana!!!

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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2003, 03:30:54 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by mietla
In CA smoking (cigarettes) truck drivers are being pulled over by the cops and cherged with smoking in the work area.


You're kidding?

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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2003, 06:53:33 AM »
I thought his whole "dude" thing was to appeal to the doper mentality...

r u sure this isn't someones next marketing scheme?
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2003, 08:28:47 AM »
If that guy isn't proof that pot makes you insufferably wimpy and stupid.....  
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