Clinton and GW sr are at a barber shop getting a shave. Bill was up first and when the barber finished, he went to slap some aftershave on when Bill stopped him.
"Don't put on the aftershave... Hillary will think I've been at a potatohouse." Bill said.
GW was up next and when the barber finished shaving him, he asked if was O.K. if he put aftershave on him.
GW replied "Sure, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a potatohouse smells like."