My mom sent this to me, don't know where she got it from but probably my dad.
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation
between the British and the Irish off the coast of
Kerry, October 1998. Radio conversation released by
the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-98.
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the
south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees
to the north to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course
15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British Navy Ship. I
say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again, you will have to divert
YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA!
THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET.
WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS
AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH. I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15
DEGREES NORTH OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse................You r Call.