...from the beach. Nothing like coming home from an expensive week-long vacation with the family, broke as a convict, realizing your joystick is fried (no, not that one you perv).
Anybody wanna send HB a new MSFF stick?

<shakes cup on side of road, holding "will work for joystick" sign, with a blank stare, trying to look like an out-of-luck blind dude>
Woe is me.