Author Topic: New Show: "Judge Hortlund" (Read 229 times)

funkedup · « **on:** February 19, 2003, 04:26:04 PM »

I want to see this on TV!!!
The first case can be one of Voss' personas suing the others for embezzlement. Damages awarded in the sum of... one CIA F-16.

Hortlund · « **Reply #1 on:** February 19, 2003, 04:27:23 PM »

But I'll need a funny sidekick...

Lazs? You could bring your guns if you want...

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** February 19, 2003, 04:29:25 PM »

Yes Lazs can be the bailiff. I'll be the court reporter because I type so freakin much. Who will interview the participants after the verdict?

Hortlund · « **Reply #3 on:** February 19, 2003, 04:31:37 PM »

I think minus should handle all the interviews...

Or maybe he should be the guy who analyzes all the complicated legal issues during the show for the viewers.

bounder · « **Reply #4 on:** February 19, 2003, 04:33:41 PM »

Awww, I was hoping it was going to be Hortlund on some TV reality show.

"and now its time for the you the viewer to juuuuuuudge hortlund!"

If you think he's a pontificating madman dial 0800 079 0001

If you think he's the voice of reason dial 911 and ask for an ambulance