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Offline Jospe2

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« Reply #30 on: February 25, 2003, 10:31:46 AM »
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Saw it last night in the CT:

"How do I take off?"

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Yea I saw this too.  It amazes me when they come in and yell out
how do i play this !!!!  in CAPS to boot.   I dont mind helping a guy put atleast have some vague idea of whats going on.

oh ... by the way WW I'm still reel'n from the pain from the other nite WW.    LOL ......   it was funny ... your sqwak was perfectly timed to....

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« Reply #31 on: February 25, 2003, 11:11:51 AM »
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This has nothing to do with AH but serves as an example that maybe WE are odd and its not the other way round. A while back I was at someone's place with a friend. They were playing some sort of skater game, I don't even recall if it was a console game or on the PC. They kept referring to 'the level with the Spitfire'. Sure enough, they were playing that level, clearly set in an old hangar. However, I failed to see any sign of a Spitfire. Suddenly it dawned on me... one of the skating ramps was built over something big, blue with bent wings. A Corsair! I tried to convince them that the difference between a Spitfire and a Corsair is QUITE significant, but they looked at me if though I was mad. Old plane with one big propeller = Spitfire. *sigh*



It was the Hanger level from Tony Hawk 2.


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« Reply #32 on: February 25, 2003, 11:17:47 AM »
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You do kind of need to have some basic knowledge on how to fly aeroplanes.
LOL!  When I first started playing AW nearly 5 years ago, I had absolutely no idea how to fly aeroplanes and, at the time, never had any intention of flying them.  I had watched my husband, Zeb, playing for about 6 months and thought it would be fun to create an account myself and just gun bombers or use vehicles.  It was only after I had been playing a few weeks that I was persuaded to try flying to avoid long periods on the ground waiting for a gunner spot on our squad nights.  Fortunately, I did have Zeb to help me grasp the basics.....  :)

What was funny though, was because I had been watching for a while, I was able to answer other players' questions even though I hadn't been playing long myself.  :D
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« Reply #33 on: February 25, 2003, 12:00:50 PM »
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PLEASE TELL ME THIS DID NOT HAPPEN!!!:eek:



ohhh but it did rofl

Forget who it was but when he asked what jets we had and we told him the Ar-234 and ME-262 the guy had no clue what they were lol Then he was shocked to find out this was a WW II game :rolleyes:

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In the end you should be thankful for those players like us who switch to try and help keep things even because our willingness to do so, helps a more selfish, I want it my way player, get to fly his latewar uber ride.

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« Reply #34 on: February 25, 2003, 12:03:06 PM »
Ever see those Conga lines forming?

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« Reply #35 on: February 25, 2003, 12:07:01 PM »
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Terve terve VAQ!

BKnute was fun guy who try to vulching in MA... the green ones like he get use to in TA. I  was in tower and see it all LMAO :D :D :D  It was last time I see him.



ROFLMAO!!


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Corkyjr on country jumping:
In the end you should be thankful for those players like us who switch to try and help keep things even because our willingness to do so, helps a more selfish, I want it my way player, get to fly his latewar uber ride.

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« Reply #36 on: February 25, 2003, 01:00:08 PM »
From a few weeks ago.
Noob: "How do I fly in the game?"
Me: Do you have a joystick?"
Noob: "Whats a joystick?"

From this past Friday night

Noob: "How do you send messages to your country?"

Me: "You just did it newby."

Noob: "what did I just do?"

Me: "You just sent a message to your country."

Noob: "I don't believe you...hey does anyone else know how to send a message to your country?"

Me: .squelch Noob

Another one this past Friday night in the CT was from a recent Warbirds deserter.

WB Noob: " What is different between this game and WB?"

I tried to help the guy but he just left.
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« Reply #37 on: February 25, 2003, 01:18:27 PM »
Are u guys notice tons of drunks droped over the airfield, not over town?

WB guys;)

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« Reply #38 on: February 25, 2003, 01:23:12 PM »
newb: what are those little dots???
me: enemy planes more than 6.0k away
newb K???


newb: how come whenever i hit a enemy plane i blow up
me do those "enemy" planes have green icons over them
newb icons???

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« Reply #39 on: February 25, 2003, 04:16:41 PM »
newb: "Gorf is cheating.. I keep shooting him and I blow up.  He has a hacked the system"

Gorf:  .squelch:)

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« Reply #40 on: February 25, 2003, 05:56:30 PM »
Well,
Consider the opposite side of the coin,

this morning I was tooling around in a P40E
I see a yak up from the nearby field and head straight out, not grabbing, not turning toward my clearly visible plane,
I turn and follow, not sure if I'll ever overtake, but I have alt and he's heading into friendly territory, so wth,
A dot, a friendly, a goon on a low lvl run to cap the suppressed field.
the yak is beelining for the goon, I pour it on,blow my alt, and reach them just as the Yak incinerates the UNESCORTED goony.
I get some on him, we turn a bit, then a jug breaks up the party and eats my lunch.
On the country ch. all I hear is about the n00b that blew the surprise and cost them the cap, I respond, he gets stupid
I log.

for a returning guy like me checking the game out again, this is about the worst ad incentive you can give, I threw away my hop to try and save this jerk, and his idea of gratitude is to blame me for his clearly hopeless death.

The price isn't an issue, neither is the FM, it's if I want to put up with pre-K without getting paid.


P.S. Hola ripsnort, hey get this, I TEACH now :)

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« Reply #41 on: February 25, 2003, 06:15:23 PM »
I remember a few years ago when I started...

Kevin: How do I take off?
Someone: Advance the throttle
Kevin: When I hit numbers it says "your plane doesn't have gunners"
Someone: Do you have a joystick?
Kevin: ...


Oh yes, I do remember that WestAce.  I kept buzzing all the PTs near our base to "improve moral" in an inverted 109E4 while all the time WestAce kept shooting and respawning...

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"How do I take off?"
« Reply #42 on: February 25, 2003, 07:14:10 PM »
Some time ago I d/l'd Americas Army and was a bit put off that you were forced to complete basic training (i.e. learn what all the keyboard commands were) before you could die online in typical noob fashion.

Looking back, it made perfect sense - learn how to operate the game controls before confronting opponents online, stoopid...

Perhaps HTC should consider a similar flight/ground training school for all newly registered (free or paying) pielots.  Force the noobs to fly a fiter, buff, and even a ground vehicle,  stepping them thru each of the basic commands required to start engine, take off, land, select/fire weapons, jump positions, and calibrate the Norton, use the radio, etc.  The training arena is a great idea/service, provided you can get the noobs to take advantage of it.

Just a thought...
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Re: "How do I take off?"
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2003, 07:57:49 PM »
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Some time ago I d/l'd Americas Army and was a bit put off that you were forced to complete basic training (i.e. learn what all the keyboard commands were) before you could die online in typical noob fashion.

Looking back, it made perfect sense - learn how to operate the game controls before confronting opponents online, stoopid...

Perhaps HTC should consider a similar flight/ground training school for all newly registered (free or paying) pielots.  Force the noobs to fly a fiter, buff, and even a ground vehicle,  stepping them thru each of the basic commands required to start engine, take off, land, select/fire weapons, jump positions, and calibrate the Norton, use the radio, etc.  The training arena is a great idea/service, provided you can get the noobs to take advantage of it.

Just a thought...
Chance2


for that u have personal trainer on tranning arena:) if u not notice that.
Every newbie when first time enter arena was asked about practice and trainer.
Sad, most of ppls even not read MOTD and pop-ups.
More, all commands are in help file, and all its clear and easy to understand even for ppls like me , with poor english skills.
Step by step  tutorial will not work in this case, bicose if u have PC, u should know how to read, if u read u can read help.
If u are to lazy to read help, its your foult. And ppl who answer question  on MA, are kinde to U.

About tips,ACM, SA, and many other thigs can tell u only expirrienced instructor /of cours if u not buy books about Hartman and Shaw ACM/;)

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Re: "How do I take off?"
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2003, 08:07:42 PM »
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Some time ago I d/l'd Americas Army and was a bit put off that you were forced to complete basic training (i.e. learn what all the keyboard commands were) before you could die online in typical noob fashion.


Disclaimer: This post may become a rant.

This was one of the good points of the game.  Most games have some kind of tutorial, but they usually also have an option to skip them.

By forcing the user to learn something in order to play, you automaticly cancel out a large percentage of potential players.  Possibly even the majority of players (Hereafter referred to as "Average Gamers" or simply "Idiots") fall into this group.  The problem with them is, they don't want to learn the game, they don't understand that it matters how they behave.  They're looking for a single player game.  It's a group which are not easily captured in a pay-to-play online game(for fairly obvious readond).  But a game that can snag them is guarenteed to make money.  And so they keep trying.

One thing people tend to miss, more players isn't always better.  In any mmog, the most important part of the game, beyond any single aspect of the game itself, is the community.  A bad community can turn a great game into crap, and a good community can make even a bad game fun.  

NOTHING can ruin a game faster than a flood of complete idiots who never really become part of the community.  Whats worse is when the developers start listening to these people to try and attract more, and get more to stay.  They usually succeed in keeping some, but almost always manage to alienate thier veteran players which are by far the most important group.  In EVERY game, the majority of newbies never stay long enough to become veterans.  The ones who do stay however, are the ones who will be paying thier monthly fee for years.

Greed kills games.  It kills off the long term players, while trying to grab short term players who all tend to leave after a few months.