Visiontek 9500 Pro marketing strategy, laying the smack down on all biotches

[Animal]

http://www.visiontek.com/9500_pro.shtml

It includes such gems as:

HI-RES 32-bit, 3D gaming up to 2048x1536 means that when ‘intense applications’ leaves his house… THE 9500 SLAPS THAT PIG DOWN, SAYS "GIMME MY’ MONEY BI-A-TCH!"

and

‘Transformation and Lighting’ (T&L) at 62.5 million triangles per second… “62.5M per second?”
YOU BET YO’ bellybutton 62.5M PER SECOND!

And this is not a parody. This is official. That is their site.

Seems like the have some kind of... alternative marketing or something?
Anyways seems this might be the perfect video card for NathBDP nad Levi, of the Beat Down Posse.

[Nath[BDP]]

cornballs