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Offline 2stony

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Scottish(sheep)joke
« on: March 04, 2003, 03:17:17 PM »
How come Scotmen wear kilts?

Because the sound of a zipper scares the sheep.



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Offline Vermillion

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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2003, 04:00:23 PM »
Nahhhh.... You heard a mangled version

Here is the traditional version of this joke.

Why Scottish Men wear Kilts ?!?!?!?!

Because Scottish Sheep can hear a zipper at 3 miles !!!


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