Author Topic: commercials you hate.. or would re-write (Read 908 times)

marauder · « **Reply #30 on:** March 02, 2003, 11:04:55 PM »

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Originally posted by loser
no guys, mountain dew is seriously toejamty.
You cant drink it without sneezing and worse yet it gives you the worse phlem ever.
Ginger ale or Dr Pepper. Only two ways to go.

Damn this the first time of heard of someone with soft drink ALLERGIES!? WTF?!

Gotta agree with ya 'bout the Dr. Pepper and ginger ale though
(CANADA DRY ginger ale;) )

LePaul · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2003, 08:25:35 AM »

How about a tampon commercial that, instead of innocent blue water, uses Ragu Spaghetti Sauce !

Ripsnort · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2003, 08:29:19 AM »

Bow flex commercials crack me up...all those "models" both male and female use free-weights to get on muscle, then do the commercial for Bow flex. If you bought a bow flex thinking you're going to pack on any bulk, then you've been had, my friend.

Hortlund · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2003, 08:35:53 AM »

Yeah wtf is up with that blue water anyway? I mean how bad can you flunk biology?

Scene at commercial makers office:

-Anyone know the color of that stuff?

-I think its green.

-No, orange.

-Red?

-Ewww how disgusting ARE you.

-Black then?

-Are you insane, we can make it black, that would be racist.

-No, I think its blue.

-Maybe we should ask a girl?

-Nah...it must be blue..right? Any other color would be yucky.

-I say go with blue.

-Alright blue it is.