Author Topic: how the french do it (Read 268 times)

boxboy28 · « **on:** March 05, 2003, 04:28:43 PM »

French Peace Treaty
Signed this __________ day of _________ in the year _____.

We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of ________________, _______________, _______________, (additional space available on back if necessary).

We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.

Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America…PLEASE HELP).

X____________________________ __

President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac

straffo · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2003, 04:39:26 PM »

I guess that any answer I'll make would be anti-american or pure american bashing when your post is just the expression of your contitutional right.

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2003, 04:40:35 PM »

You see they cant help but surrender!!!

yo straffo

boxboy28 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2003, 04:57:27 PM »

LOL Straffo its all in fun ......... but you didnt have to surrender already

J/k

Habu · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2003, 05:42:08 PM »

There was a big half page colour ad in the Globe and Mail (Canada's National Newspaper) today for Air France today.

I am sure that their governement's attitudes lately have hurt their tourist business. I never remember seeing an Air France ad in the newspaper before.