Author Topic: Need more tips animal (Read 429 times)

hblair · « **on:** March 06, 2003, 08:17:46 AM »

I now have a greater understanding for chainsaw safety. But I was wondering about other nifty tips. Got any more?

Animal · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2003, 08:55:52 AM »

point chain end away from you, not at crotch.

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2003, 09:03:55 AM »

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Originally posted by Animal
point chain end away from you, not at crotch.

Where was Animal to tell me this before my horrible, disfiguring, bloody, and neutering accident?

-- Todd/Leviathn

hblair · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2003, 09:25:38 AM »

DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.

CyranoAH · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2003, 09:26:42 AM »

Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel

Animal · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2003, 09:29:12 AM »

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Originally posted by hblair
DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.

Damn American lawsuit culture!

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Originally posted by CyranoAH
Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel

Excellent tip

MrBill · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2003, 09:34:33 AM »

Whew!, as I read the title I was thinking of a thread on circumcisions.

Which, by the way, is a good thing NOT to attempt with a chainsaw.

midnight Target · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2003, 11:21:02 AM »

Blood is not a suitable replacement for WD40.

mason22 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2003, 11:24:24 AM »

wear safety goggles. in the event you get chainsaw in your eye, flush with warm water for at least 30 seconds. if eye continues to stay red and irritated, call a doctor immediatley, cuz brother, you're a goner.

Dune · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2003, 11:31:15 AM »

If, while during operation, the spiny end gets stuck, do not grasp it and yank to free from the inpediment.

Mini D · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2003, 11:58:48 AM »

Seems a "not for medical use" sticker would help too.

MiniD

funkedup · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2003, 12:01:14 PM »

Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.

Animal · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2003, 12:29:30 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.

Thats a great tip, I may put it on my sig

funkedup · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2003, 12:37:59 PM »

My favorite ones are warnings written in engrish on various imported products.

(crick on pic to see more pictures)