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Offline hblair

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« on: March 06, 2003, 08:17:46 AM »
I now have a greater understanding for chainsaw safety. But I was wondering about other nifty tips. Got any more?

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2003, 08:55:52 AM »
point chain end away from you, not at crotch.

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2003, 09:03:55 AM »
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point chain end away from you, not at crotch.


Where was Animal to tell me this before my horrible, disfiguring, bloody, and neutering accident?

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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2003, 09:25:38 AM »
DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.

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« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2003, 09:26:42 AM »
Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel

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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2003, 09:29:12 AM »
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DMF I feel a multi-million dollar lawsuit is in order here. Animal should have shared his knowledge before your junk got hacked.


Damn American lawsuit culture!

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Hey hey I got another one:

"If you happen to use a chainsaw to cut a piece of cake, do not lick it when in operation"

Daniel


Excellent tip

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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2003, 09:34:33 AM »
Whew!, as I read the title I was thinking of a thread on circumcisions. :D
Which, by the way, is a good thing NOT to attempt with a chainsaw.
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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2003, 11:21:02 AM »
Blood is not a suitable replacement for WD40.

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« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2003, 11:24:24 AM »
wear safety goggles. in the event you get chainsaw in your eye, flush with warm water for at least 30 seconds. if eye continues to stay red and irritated, call a doctor immediatley, cuz brother, you're a goner.

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« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2003, 11:31:15 AM »
If, while during operation, the spiny end gets stuck, do not grasp it and yank to free from the inpediment.

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« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2003, 11:58:48 AM »
Seems a "not for medical use" sticker would help too.

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« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2003, 12:01:14 PM »
Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.

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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2003, 12:29:30 PM »
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Chainsaw should not be used as a beard trimmer.


Thats a great tip, I may put it on my sig

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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2003, 12:37:59 PM »
My favorite ones are warnings written in engrish on various imported products.



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