Author Topic: France (Read 338 times)

Habu · « **on:** March 07, 2003, 01:44:36 PM »

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes."

---Mark Twain

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French
one behind me."

--- General George S. Patton

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your
accordion."

--Norman Schwartzkopf

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

---- Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac,

President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is
sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

--- Regis Philbin

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit
outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more
stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I
don't know."

--- P.J O'Rourke (1989)

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the
1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the
face for it."

---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he
hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
people."

--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans
out of France!"

---Jay Leno

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching
into Paris under a German flag."

--David Letterman

How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds
the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** March 07, 2003, 01:57:34 PM »

If I had a nickel for every time I saw this posted here this week, I would have 15 cents.

ra

Dowding · « **Reply #2 on:** March 07, 2003, 02:04:15 PM »

I think I'm going to disembowel myself out of utter boredom for these posts.

Try again Habu.

Maverick · « **Reply #3 on:** March 07, 2003, 05:37:12 PM »

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Originally posted by Dowding
I think I'm going to disembowel myself out of utter boredom for these posts.

Try again Habu.

Please set up a vid cam!!!

Habu · « **Reply #4 on:** March 07, 2003, 05:40:58 PM »

Now that is a challange I cannot resist.

Regarding the proliferation of this post. I guess great minds think alike hehe.

Habu · « **Reply #5 on:** March 07, 2003, 08:03:43 PM »

What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? The Frenchwoman
is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.

The French have just ordered a new national flag. It's a white cross on a
white background.

Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elyses? So the Germans could
march in the shade.

Where do you find 60 million French jokes? In France.

What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad? A
Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup.

What is the difference between Frenchmen and toast? You can make soldiers out of toast.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop

Animal · « **Reply #6 on:** March 07, 2003, 09:30:23 PM »

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Originally posted by Habu

I guess great minds think alike hehe.

As do stupid minds.

Frogm4n · « **Reply #7 on:** March 07, 2003, 09:33:48 PM »

"What's the difference between a Wonderbra and the French World Cup squad? A
Wonderbra has decent support - and a cup. "
thought the french won the world cup not so long ago?

Habu · « **Reply #8 on:** March 08, 2003, 06:01:46 AM »

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Originally posted by Animal
As do stupid minds.

Can't have too many French bashing threads.

Now if I was really immature I would post that old joke about Mexicans Outhouses and renting the basement apartments out to Puerto Ricans, but I am not so I won't.