Author Topic: Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart (Read 391 times)

sax · « **on:** March 10, 2003, 02:46:06 PM »

50 F (10 C )
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 F (10 C )
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with windows down.

32 F (0 C )
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 F ( -17.9 C )
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60 F (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 F ( -73 C )
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 F ( -114 C )
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460 F (-273 C )
Absolute Zero , all atomic motion stops.
Candians start saying " cold eh " .

-500 F (-295 C )
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win The Stanley Cup.
Or in Moose's world the Bruins make the play-offs.

MotorOil · « **Reply #1 on:** March 10, 2003, 02:54:03 PM »

LOL

wetrat · « **Reply #2 on:** March 10, 2003, 05:46:01 PM »

SirLoin · « **Reply #3 on:** March 10, 2003, 06:40:27 PM »

Hold still now...

vorticon · « **Reply #4 on:** March 10, 2003, 06:42:14 PM »

+40c (damned if i know the F number) americans are getting into longsleved shirts

vorticon · « **Reply #5 on:** March 10, 2003, 06:42:51 PM »

Toad · « **Reply #6 on:** March 10, 2003, 10:08:37 PM »

I'd hate to be a well digger in Canada.

Thanks for the laugh, Sax!

AtmkRstr · « **Reply #7 on:** March 11, 2003, 09:20:47 PM »

hehe, it's funny because it's true.
Don't be surprised if hell to freezes over this year or next.

steely07 · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2003, 04:02:59 PM »

LOLOL,nice