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Offline rc51

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« on: March 16, 2003, 05:56:49 PM »
Anyone got some good french jokes? Heres a good one:
George W. Bush, Tony Blair and Jacques Chirac were relaxing in a Parisian sauna. Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound.
President Bush pressed his forearm with his thumb & the beeping stopped. The others looked curiously at him. "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. "I have a microchip embedded under the skin of my forearm."

Two minutes later, the silence was broken by the sound of a phone ringing. Tony Blair lifted the palm of his hand to his ear & the ringing stopped. The Prime Minister explained, "That was my cell phone, chaps. I have a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand.

"By this time, French president Jacques Chirac was feeling sort of low-tech. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the sauna, but returned momentarily. When he returned, Bush and Blair both stared at him increduously.

It appeared that a long piece of toilet paper was dangling from the Frenchman's posterior.

When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he feigned astonishment: "Marie sainte! I'm think I'm getting a fax."

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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2003, 06:00:21 PM »
An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter, and jam at the breakfast table when a Frenchman sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. "You American folk eat the whole bread?" asks the Frenchman with a large piece of chewing gum in his mouth.

"Of course!"

The Frenchman blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, "We don't. In France, we only eat what's inside. We collect the crusts in containers, recycle them, then transform them into croutons, and sell them to the United States."

The Frenchman has a smirk on is face. All the while, the American listens in silence.
"Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" asks the Frenchman.

"Of course!"

The Frenchman cracks his gum between his teeth and chuckles, "We don't. In France, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast and put all peel, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them into jam, and sell it to the U.S."

"And, what do you Frenchmen do with condoms once you've used them?" asks the American.

"We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a dumbfounded look.

The American explains, "WE don't. In the U.S., we put them in a container, recycle them, then melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to France

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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2003, 01:38:15 AM »
I guess you are an ecologist ?

I call that : recyclage.

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« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2003, 03:48:49 AM »
An American, An Iraqi and a Frenchman where standing in line outside a port-o-pottie in the middle of the desert. The Frenchman and the American look at the Iraqi and.........wait.......that's all I can remember.....gimme a minute and the rest will come to me.......:cool:
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