Independent News 27th of March
In a move mirroring a decision taken four months ago, the Bish'ites and Rookies has once again decided to join their armed forces to better be able to handle the Knightlandians.
The first alliance lasted for three months, and was cancelled when legal disputes over vulching rights over Knightlandian airfields and milk runs on knightlandian factories turned sour.
General W. D. Dweeb of the Bishops had this to say on the newly formed alliance:
"Yeah, we're really happy to see the alliance up again. To be honest with you, those Knightlandians were pretty scary when they weren't gangbanged. I'm sure that with the current arrangement, ou fighter jocks will once again be able to kill the enemy while they take off. The Gods know they have a problem doing it at any other time."
Echoing his comrade in arms, General Ü. Berdweeb commented
"at last some respite. We'll fly some formation flying and airshows along the Bish'ites and Rookie borders for a while to celebrate this great union. And, this time I predict it will last, because we've got agreements on vulching rights and milk runs set from the start. As we speak, the enemys radar and facilities have been knocked out and we're currently enjoying fighting the Knightlandians 2 to 1, with them being blind as bats. Although we're not really taking any fields, at least we aren't losing too many!"
After several atempts, we managed to get hold of Filed marshall H. Ero of the Knightlandians Combined Arms And general Superiority. Over a telephone interview from the battle field, he had this to say:
"<crraaOOk> da<ssss>Bishrooks are at it aga<EEAAA>. These fuc<MEEE>eebs will get their..INCOMING! <loud explosion> AAAAHHHG<SREWWOOWTT>beer depot is hit, critical hit, those fu<MEEEE> shi<CR>y DWEEBS!> <footstep sound running away, faint voice "SAVE THE BEER, for the sake of HT, save the beer!"
Today, the action has been on at full speed, with knightlandians capturing two fields near HQ, which will make milk running HQ and facilities much harder for the already challenged Bishrooks. With now 4 bases at their disposal, the Bishrooks are predicted to last another 4-6 hours.
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Baron Claus "StSanta" Von Ribbentroppen
9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"If you return from a mission with a victory, but without your Rottenflieger, you have lost your battle."
- D. Hrabak, JG 54 "Grünherz"
