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Offline nopoop

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Ever have one of those nights ??
« on: March 17, 2003, 10:21:43 PM »
When it really of been a better idea to watch reruns of Seinfeld and Friends, ate your porrage and gone to bed ???

You know the kind..

It wasn't the best day at work. Not one that sits on the top shelf of fun in a work sense..

It's Monday, it wasn't fun..

The thought that you only have FOUR MORE DAYS OF IT weighs on you mind.

Figure..

I have the NEED to..

GO BLOW THE LIVIN CRAP OUTTA  FEW PLANES..

AND LISTEN TO THEM SCRREEEEECH ON THE WAY IN ????????? YELLING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS..

..DIE YA NO GOOD DIRRRRRTY BASTAAAAGE !!!


Why is it, that by that very thought, your doomed ??

Why is it, after you've had a bad day, made it home alive, go for a few sorties...

TO BLOW THE LIVIN SNOT OUT OF A FEW PLANES...in a vent from the frustrations of a day...

That you have to call the window company to replace the kitchen window ???

What da friggin hell is up wit dat ??

On top of that I have to learn how to tape and texture a wall..

Oh like I'm REALLY lookin forward to working with plaster
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Offline XNachoX

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« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2003, 10:45:13 PM »
So, how 'bout them knicks?
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« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2003, 11:03:11 PM »
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Offline Skuzzy

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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2003, 06:59:35 AM »
ROFL!  I feel your pain nopoop, but I have to laugh a bit hysterically at it.
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2003, 08:37:35 AM »
maybe it would be safer to go to a tittie bar???
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Offline dfl8rms

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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2003, 10:26:38 AM »
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maybe it would be safer to go to a tittie bar???


Vort -- u must have missed his motivational thread about not being shot down.  I think you know which one I'm writing about (if not do a search on nopoop's posts) -- would you want a wife like that catchin you at the nudie bar?  Given nopoop's luck -- his would have!  :D
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Offline BigGun

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Re: Ever have one of those nights ??
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2003, 10:59:16 AM »
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Originally posted by nopoop
On top of that I have to learn how to tape and texture a wall..

Oh like I'm REALLY lookin forward to working with plaster


Just open up the pocketbook & let someone else play with plaster.
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Offline nopoop

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2003, 08:37:58 PM »
Take a chill pill, relax, it's just a game...

YEA..RIGHT

So here I am, had a chitty day and this one-OH-nine comes toodling in high with smash..

And wants a piece of me..

HA !! Come and get some ya bastage..

He has no idea of what he just bought into..

"Honey, someones at the door"

He dives for a head on pass...

LOL_what_a_dope. Do the fighter pilot thingy in my Lag 5 to a gentle zoom and an immelman...

"COULD YOU ANSWER THE DOOR PLEASE ???

Followed by another on the next feeble pass..

On the third pass I'm above and dropped to his six, and he has a WHOLE LOTTA POOP on his tail..

This poor bastage is going to shake and break apart as the bullets hit home..

I want him dead, I don't care if I die, I want him dead. I want him DEAD, DEAD, DEAD..I want him assuming room temperature in little pieces floating to earth..I wanna see blood and guts and screaming.. The dirty bastage is gonna pay..

But no matter how hard I try, I can't hit him. HE'S AT 150 YARDS FOR CRIPES SAKES....

I'm down to pee shooters with the bastage at 100 yards as the bullets start ripping into my aircraft..

"Who ARE these people  ??"

"They're here to help you dear.."

"HELP ME ??? I don't NEED HELP..

"Get your hands off o...mummhhhh... mmmshhhmmm.......

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHH !!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMMHHH !!!!!..............
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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2003, 10:17:30 PM »
ROTLFMBO!  Ahhh poop,...we knew him well.  I'll pitch in 10 cents for a get well card.  Any one else?  hehe
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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2003, 12:19:56 PM »
What's that in English money?  Will 10p do?  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2003, 03:22:48 PM »
10p would buy a box of candy too.

10 cents = 1 dime = 1/10 of one U.S. dollar

Shillings?  Pence?  Not sure.
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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2003, 03:53:43 PM »
Sounds kinda like my night last night....

Base getting vulched by those nasty Rooks, up a SpitV to do some low turning and expertly done spraying and praying, got the pony diving at an amazing 90 degree angle, one ping before he makes a new subway entrance, Alright !  Look behind me there is a nasty Yak going for the rear, I expertly roll, pull back on stick with my eyes closed, duck as I open my eyes at the hanger inches underneath me, as the Yak forgets to duck..Alright !! Proxy kill all the better, 190 strafing the runways ahead of me, pull stick hard to the left and spra..shoot at him and YES!!! he loses a tail,
Hear the front door close and wifey poo strolling down the stairs ...ah crap.... caught again...
Are you playing that again?.... jeez will You Please Give It A Break For One Night?....AAAHHH , Ping Ping Ping, I pull stick back into a roll, look back, pony going way to fast on my A**, I roll to the left and right on his A**, Bam!! Yes!!....Ahhh give me a minute Honey, I will land and you can play Backgammon (with a smile)... low on ammo..got to book... head south to run to next base ..no dar bar...look behind no one chasing..50 feet off ground..wow I am gonna Land this :)
SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
Huh?...look back, forward , hit X , level flight,  Ummm  OK I guess...Nothing new...look back sideways, How Was Yours?
WELL, BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH.....BLAH, my eyes turning glassy thinking about how far to go, Turn Back to monitor, I'm in the tower, CRAP !!  Anyone notice that there are a lot of Mountains on that Trinity Map?


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