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Offline rc51

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My Cat Just Farted
« on: March 19, 2003, 04:52:04 PM »
MEow

Offline Airhead

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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2003, 04:57:38 PM »
Brilliant, rc51. The community is enriched by your contribution and your presence. Are your teachers showing you how to properly wrap a sandwich? Remember now, wrapping a sandwich properly is necessary if you ever want to wear the proud uniform and paper hat of a Togo's employee.

Offline udet

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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2003, 04:58:36 PM »
listen, I am getting sick  of the war roadkill.....

Offline rc51

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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2003, 04:58:44 PM »
LOL now that was one of the most intelligent things said all week.
Cheers.

Offline Ozark

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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2003, 05:01:17 PM »
I’m preparing for battle now. “Damn Cat” has worms again and I have 2 pills ready.

Wish me luck boys, I’m going to push them down his gullet!

Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2003, 05:06:28 PM »
Ozark- grab his body between your legs (kneeling) and squeeze... wrap your hand around the bottom of his chin, pull back, push fingers into mouth so he'll open it. Drop pill down throat and run like hell.
-SW

Offline Golfer

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ozark...
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2003, 05:07:07 PM »
no you're not.  be sure to add me to your will.  i'll send flowers to your services.  godspeed good man AH has lost another fine individual.

Offline medicboy

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« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2003, 05:09:41 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Ozark- grab his body between your legs (kneeling) and squeeze... wrap your hand around the bottom of his chin, pull back, push fingers into mouth so he'll open it. Drop pill down throat and run like hell.
-SW


:eek:

I got a picture in my head when reading this that I really didn't need.....  Reminds me of a joke about a snake and a gamewarden.:D