Originally posted by crabofix
Murder Continues as US army forces opens fire at women and children: 13 killed, 7 women and 6 children: Checkpoint failed to deliver warningshoots.
Crabs,
Why havent you applied for a job at NBC yet? I hear they have a position open as of yesterday.
"This is Crabs, reporting LIVE from Baghdad! Weve just recieved word from our top anaylist that American troops are raping and murdering Iraqi civlians! Its difficult to see in the darkness, but I can just make out 5 US soldiers playing soccer with the head of an old Iraqi women! Even though we're in the business of reporting facts, we're going to give you our take on what is about to happen! You see - once the Americans are done committing these vial atrocities against the free people of Iraq, they will probably move north, into the commercial district of the city and round up all the civilians. They will then horde them together in a large building and set it on fire. Rumor from the rear has it that marshmellows are being brought up for comsumpiton! This is indeed intolerable!
We warn you that what youre about to see may be difficult to watch! We will issue a withdrawl for our statements later, but first, lets measure the opposition that Americans have to this war!
Excuse me! Young lady! What do you think about American soldiers raping and murdering civilians!?!?"
"I think its horrible! Bush is Hitler! He was never elected! Its all a scam to blind us from the truth! Vive la France! Babykillers! American soldiers are committing atrocities! Im concerned about innocent lives! No war for oil!"
"There you have it folks, 100% of Americans are against the war! What will President Bush do now?!
This is Crabs, LIVE from Baghdad! Be sure to tune in after I grant my interview to Iraqi State Television! But FIRST! Stay tuned for our interview of a weak young Iraqi girl who was paralyzed when an American bomb struck a hospital she was recieving care at!!
All this and more when Iraq Gets Crabs returns!"
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