Author Topic: Limericks (Read 290 times)

Hangtime · « **on:** April 07, 2003, 06:56:27 PM »

Surely.. we all know a few.

share.

There once was a man from Iraq
Who had holes down the length of his cock
When he got an erection,
He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach

Dawggus · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:12:36 PM »

Hmm, lessee, I used to be good at this in College:

There once was a fella from Bagdad
Who claimed to have extra large gonads
Till a Jarhead from from Texas
Laid a whupin on his sorry a@#
Then they renamed him Saddama No-nads

Sorry, best I could do on short notice

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Cya Up!

midnight Target · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:17:27 PM »

There once was a fella named Hangtime
Who felt he knew how to rhyme
But when he had posted
His poem got roasted
Cause his poetry ain't worth a dime.

midnight Target · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:22:01 PM »

I once knew a guy went by "Dawg"
Who tried hard to fly the Hog
His .50s would sail
Right into the tail
Of his wingman, making him log.

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:31:23 PM »

there once was a pilot named target
who learned how to fly at the market
he thought driving planes
was no harder than trains
till the day he had to parallel park it.

Martlet · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:34:57 PM »

There once was a man named saddam.
We kicked his ass.
Blitz cried.

Hangtime · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:41:00 PM »

the once was a kraut named blitz
who was discovered to have great big tits
he'd post us on war
and regale us as potatos
but nobody here gives two shiitz.