Author Topic: Coalition eats at Saddam's house (Read 525 times)

Martlet · « **on:** April 07, 2003, 01:54:08 AM »

The friendly coalition stopped by Saddam's palace for lunch, but unfortunately, Saddam couldn't make it.

Minister of Wishful Thinking says "It is simply not true. It was a hollywood set. America is in no way a threat to Iraq. It is simply rediculous".

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,83331,00.html

Martlet · « **Reply #1 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:26:23 AM »

Ollie North says:

The bridges are almost clear. If Saddam hasn't contacted his travel agent by now, he's about to be out of luck."

funkedup · « **Reply #2 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:36:28 AM »

Watching CNN right now with an M1 parked at the gate of the main palace. Soldiers pretty much standing around bored.

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:41:07 AM »

They are now touring the palace with a camera.

funkedup · « **Reply #4 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:41:56 AM »

Some of the US soldiers are napping in the courtyard LMAO.

Martlet · « **Reply #5 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:46:27 AM »

damn that's a sweet pad.

Saintaw · « **Reply #6 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:51:44 AM »

Sadaam is probably been in Swizzerland for a month by now, Sipping tea, while ordering his cronies by email. I know I would If I were him

funkedup · « **Reply #7 on:** April 07, 2003, 03:58:00 AM »

The just showed a gold plated crapper LMAO

Rasker · « **Reply #8 on:** April 07, 2003, 07:00:26 AM »

well, can probably use his palaces to house several thousand of the many orphans he's created

Ripsnort · « **Reply #9 on:** April 07, 2003, 08:18:45 AM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
The just showed a gold plated crapper LMAO

Wonder if that gold warms up a bit when one plants his cheeks on it? I would think wood would be preferable to any metal!

To Blitz, et Al: Just think of the Iraqi children that toilet seat could have fed...

Batz · « **Reply #10 on:** April 07, 2003, 09:31:04 AM »

Bush made him buy that toilet seat........to think otherwise is just plain redekrulous.

Martlet · « **Reply #11 on:** April 07, 2003, 01:23:37 PM »

funny bellybutton hell. The marines dragged his furniture into the front yard, and were just hanging out on it. Like at a family picnic.

BGBMAW · « **Reply #12 on:** April 07, 2003, 02:20:24 PM »

Yes...Batz you are correct

Blitz Says

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No way - no how Saddam ever wanted gold toilets..America Made him starve his country and he had to sht on gold"

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Saddam is someone i would vote for

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #13 on:** April 07, 2003, 02:27:41 PM »

Did you see the Marine (Tank platoon commander - probably 24-25 y/o - Lt) they interviewed at the palace? ROFL!! Went something like this:

Reporter: "How did you enter the palace?"

Marine: "Through the front gate."

Reporter: "And what are you doing now?"

Marine: "We were ordered to secure the area, we did, and now we're waiting. Its not a bad place, actually."

Reporter: "Waiting for what?"

Marine: "Orders to move elsewhere."

Reporter: "Are you aware of the reports that the Minister of Information is denying your presence here?"

Marine: "You know, we heard something about that. (pointing down the street) His office is right over there, I was thinking of dropping by later this evening to explain the situation to him."

Great propaganda we're running lately - bout time.