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Offline Octavius

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« on: April 08, 2003, 09:13:48 PM »
...EVER!

http://www.theonion.com/onion3531/gene_chips.html

Think about the world of good that can be done with this knowledge!
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Offline ra

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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2003, 09:27:43 PM »
Now if they could discover the DNA sequence which causes me to drink a whole whoopee sixpack.

Offline john9001

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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2003, 11:54:03 PM »
whats wrong with drinking a six-pack?

Offline Ike 2K#

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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2003, 11:55:43 PM »
it turns you six pack into flabs:D
« Last Edit: April 09, 2003, 02:21:23 AM by Ike 2K# »

Offline Rasker

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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2003, 01:20:51 AM »
into a 12 or 18 pack :)

Offline Ike 2K#

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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2003, 02:22:17 AM »
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Originally posted by Rasker
into a 12 or 18 pack :)


and your fist would bounce back of you punch an 18-packer:D

Offline StSanta

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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2003, 06:55:56 AM »
Beer is just nature's way of creating natural shock absorbers in humans males and females.

Drinking enough beer will actually make you more ecological; instead of walking downhill, you can conserve energy by rolling on yer tummie. less energy used means you'll have to eat less, which means that one cow will die anyway but not get eaten, which is ecologically sound. If you ask animal rights activists. And I do. Often.