My liberal anti-war friend, with whom I argued with the entire lunch hour with about the war, ironically asked me whether a mooring at my father's place was availiable for his boat.
I said to him that he should sink his own mooring...and that if he needed something heavy he should see how much it would take to get a T-72 turret sent over from Iraq as they are just lying around in Bagdad.
He failed to see the humour.