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I hit all my targets......most of the time
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2003, 06:42:04 PM »
Perhaps not surprisingly, Hanson, whose father was an elephant tamer and mother a trapeze artist, is currently having to advertise for a new assistant as Yana, who bears two scars from previously mis-directed knives, wants to concentrate on her hula-hoop act.


His previous assistant reportedly left the job after being hit in the foot, her third injury from a wayward knife.


"In 11 years of performing, I've only hit my assistant on five occasions," he told the Daily Mail newspaper recently.


The things people to to make a buck eh?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)