You might be an American if any of the following are applicable:
1) Your personal arsenal includes at least one anti-tank weapon.
2) It would take an invading army three years to fight through your town.
3) You'll run of food before you run out of ammunition.
4) You've toyed with the thought of invading small South American countries.
5) Civil defense? If it moves and ain't ours, shoot it -or- if it floats and doesn't say "quack", sink it.
6) The calibers of your guns read like a wine list, .22, .30, .38, .45, .50...
7) The government has requested that you remove the 20MM cannon from your Piper Cub.
8) You believe the right to bear arms includes tactical nuclear weapons.
9) You feel that deer season is too short, and have invented several other animal hunting seasons; cat season, for example.
10) You'd die deciding which gun to reach for in the event of an emergency.
