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Offline Octavius

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« on: April 14, 2003, 10:59:28 PM »
Fart

What a relief it is to fart
Bustin bellybutton should be an art
Let it bloody rip
Won’t give ya no lip
One smelly whiff and off I dart

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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2003, 11:11:08 PM »
Prunes prunes
dried plums with no pit
the more ya eat
the more ya sh*t

-me
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2003, 11:14:09 PM »
Beans, beans
good for your heart
the more you eat em
the more you fart


-From the bowels
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"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2003, 11:30:25 PM »
you guys need to know what a limmerick is....


I shall make one up on the spot
with hardley a hint of a thought
without a true clue
I'll take a big poo
and wipe my soiled arse on your cot
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2003, 12:17:59 AM »
there once was a guy named nuke..
who's girlfriend thought was so cute
she smiled and gasped
his prong was a rasp
oh, how she like she liked it up the chute
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Offline Sixpence

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« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2003, 12:32:43 AM »
There once was a guy named hang
Who sat on the throne to do his thang
tried to force a big poop
and ripped his chute
and let out the scream of a dame
« Last Edit: April 15, 2003, 01:27:25 AM by Sixpence »
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"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)
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