Subj: History of AOL AW
Date: 97-06-25 01:02:34 EDT
From: Hawman2
In the Beginning there was Beta, and it was good, and the "Kesmai Gods"
created
"Dweebs", and saw that we multiplied, and then they said "let there be wings"
and there
was wings, and the Gods said to the Dweebs all that before you is yours, and
in the eternal
daylight the Dweebs learned to fly, and then there was WAR!
At first the Dweebs who were able to get airborne, ran full throttle at
2000 feet to the
nearest "NME", now Dweebs being Dweebs, never really knew who the "bad"
Dweebs
were, and killed each other as often as not, so sad a sight that the Gods
said "let there be
P.N.G." and there was, and it was good, with the gift from the God's the
Dweebs learned
what was good to shoot at and what was bad to shoot, and the Dweebs
mutilplied, The
Dweebs learned that the planes could move in other direction beside left and
right and up
and down, and some Dweebs excelled.
Many, many Dweebs took their planes into a low level fight and into the
ground their
planes went, for they could not see the closeness of the Earth in their
fights, And this
sadden the Gods, So the Gods said "let there be shadows" and there was
shadows, and this
confused the Dweebs many fold, for when the Dweebs saw this Shadow attacked
it, they
shot .50's into it, and yet it was still there, they shot cannons into it
until there was no more
ammo, and it was still there, they became fixated with killing this shadow
until there plane
broke apart upon the ground where the shadow resided.
Some Dweebs, confused and unsure of this new thing decided to go where
there was no
shadow, and these Dweebs found the Holy land of "Alt", for in this Holy area
they could
see the world and they wondered about this, they could see the other Dweebs
way below
them attacking their shadows, and these Dweebs in the Holy land of "ALT" were
blessed
with certain knowledge, that knowledge being that where there was no planes,
there was no
Shadow, So these Holy Air Warriors went on a Crusade to rid the world of the
cursed
Shadows.
High they flew, out of the reach of the shadows until they spotted a maker
of shadows far
below them, and upon them they dove, faster then any before they attacked,
with cannons
blazing and their fury high in their own self importance, they killed the
shadow makers,
and high they retreated again, out of the reach of the shadows.
And a name was given unto them. "Alt Monkeys", and they caused fear and
anger
amoungst the lower Dweebs.
And the War intensified, and the Dweebs multiplied, and an Evil set foot into
the land, and
this evil had a name, and that name was "Macro" and macro spread his evil
throughout the
land, the Gods saw this and wondered, and it sadden them.
Part 2
Subj: :History of AOL AW Pt II
Date: 97-06-25 10:57:10 EDT
From: Hawman2
The Gods also saw that there were more Dweebs then places to put them, and
they created
ETO2 and Pac2 and the Dweebs rejoiced! and the Dweebs learned to land, and lo
and
behold, they were awarded for their skill with points, and they coveted their
points as a
badge of honor, and so after points they flew, and the radio was full of
"point mongers"
shouts of glee with the amount of points awarded unto them, this caused
"competition".
The Gods saw this and it angered them, and they destroyed all the points in
all the lands,
and this sadden the "point mongers", so after the destruction of all they
coveted, they again
went forth and gathered "points", And the Gods said unto the world "as long
as the sun
stays put, and the water is hard, we shall make you start afresh and free of
points once
each month", and so it was, and all were equal.
And the Dweebs discovered sheep, for the sheep they could keep and protect
from
raiding parties, and the Dweebs rejoiced!
The Dweebs knew the sheep, and the sheep begot a child, and this child was
evil, and a
angry child how killed his own, and this child was named "FRAGGER", FRAGGER
and
his offspring spread across the land, and no one knows this "FRAGGER" from
his own
brother, for he is a wolf in the clothing of a sheep, in the pasture he
awaits until he kills a
brother, and the only time this FRAGGER is caught, is when his murdering ways
was
transmitted across the radio, and the war stooped, and all the Dweebs of the
world
converged upon this FRAGGER, and killed him many times, and again he
appeared, and
this angered the Dweebs even more, and then they saw the light of the gift of
"PNG", and
some brave Dweebs sacrificed themselves to banish the FRAGGER.
From time to time some Dweebs ventured into the realm of the demi-gods,
this land
looked like their home, but it was filled with a powerful magic called
"physics", and it
struck the unwary blind with darkness and blood filled vision, and they fell
from the sky.
and they were humble, for this was not the home of Dweebs, for this was the
land of "Full
Real". and it frighten them.
But in this land was order, the numbers were always about even, fraggers
didn't venture
there, and the evil of "macro" was much reduced, for here could be a fine
home if the
magic of "physics" could be mastered, for the here the demi-gods lived and
the tree of
knowledge can be picked, and in this place there is a chance of a "God"
appearing, and
with a sacrifice of a virgin sheep, knowledge can be gathered.
Part 3
Subj: :History of AOL AW prt 3
Date: 97-06-26 11:37:16 EDT
From: Hawman2
And the Gods of AOL said "let there be unlimited access" and there was, and
the hunting
was fruitful, for many. many Dweebs had appeared, and a new name for these
Dweebs
was "Newbie", for their knowledge was woeful, and some found that these
Dweebs would
be mistaken for the hated "FRAGGER", and they fell from the sky like Mana.
And then all life ended after 45 minutes.
And a new Macro appeared over night and spread across the land, and it was
called
"Damn timer!". Dweebs flying next to you were struck from the air, At first
it was blamed
on bird strikes, and then one of the brighter Dweebs mentioned that he has
never even seen
a bird in all the land, and then the fear of "FRAGGER" renewed it self until
it was noticed
that there were no others around, and the Dweebs worried.
And then the Gods announced that they were culling the heard of Dweebs to
maintain
room, And then the gift of "TCP/PPP" came into light, and defeated the
cursed timer, and
there was joy!
But alas there is a begging and an ending to everything, the Beta and Omega,
the time of
the Omega draws near, for it is the time of the second coming of "HOURLY
RATES" and
the Dweebs wail. for this is a time of harvest, a time to weed out the poor
and weak, and a
time of the God of "Finace", but all is not over, for the Gods of " Kesmai"
so loved the
Dweebs, that they gave their only begotten son "AW2", and who so ever
belivith in him
shall not perish, but have everlasting life for 40 hours a month,..........Ah
but that is to be
called the "New testament " of AW......................and that has yet to be
written.
Maj2 *Capt Brewster Buffalo's*
