LOL, sent from my Dad. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I did.
A Dog's Pet Peeves.
01. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
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02. Yelling at me for barking...I AM A DOG!!
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03. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
everything while you're gone. Haven't you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat spit?!!
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04. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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05. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it.
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06. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
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07. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that firm handshake thing yet.
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08. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.
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09. Dog sweaters. Hello...have you noticed the fur?
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10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
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11. When you pick up the poop in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?
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12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
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13. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
