Author Topic: Voice controlled stereo humor  (Read 256 times)

Offline Maverick

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Voice controlled stereo humor
« on: April 21, 2003, 07:28:14 PM »
A young fair haired (blond) lady walked into a car dealership to shop for a car. The salesman showed her a few new cars and she soon found one to her liking. The salesman told her that the stereo had a special option in it if she wanted. It was a voice activated controler. When she questioned him on it he demonstrated it. He said clearly, "Beatles" and the song Yellow Submarine started playing. He then said, "Elvis" and the Blue Suede Shoes soon played. With this demonstration the young lady bought the car and left.

She enjoyed using the stereo quite a bit and loved calling out for Beatle tunes. One day she was driving and another car cut her off. She yelled out "prettythanghole!" and the French national anthem started playing...........



Feel free to substitute the national anthem of your choice. :p
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Offline X2Lee

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« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2003, 07:49:51 PM »
Not very funny, and not because I dont appreciate a good french bashing.

Offline Russian

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« Reply #2 on: April 21, 2003, 10:34:27 PM »
How the hell can you f#ck up a french joke?  :confused: