Miss Cleo looked into her crystal ball for me (the 5 free minutes of course), and here's what she said:
"Mon, I see you have been waiting for too long yes? I see a lot of pork in your past, but no worry jong man, I see a brite future for you! My creestal ball say the third time around they will fix it.
You only have 2 minutes left mon, let me assure you it will no longer break, its flaps will be fixed and the wurgers will not envy you when you stall!
it will be $4.95 a minute from now on, you want to continue honey? "
*click*
