Movies indentifiable with one exchange

[Curval]

"It don't mean nothing".  (War flick)

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"Lee Harvey...you madman.  I wanna party with you!"

"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out.  It's like going to Wisconsin."

"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"

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"That's not a real sport.  throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game.  Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."

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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"

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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."

"Shall I get you a table?"

"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"

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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."

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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."

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[Syzygyone]

Originally posted by Curval
"It don't mean nothing".  (War flick)

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"Lee Harvey...you madman.  I wanna party with you!"

"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out.  It's like going to Wisconsin."

"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"


Stripes I think
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"That's not a real sport.  throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game.  Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."

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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"

One of the Austin Powers Movies, te one with mini me

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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."

"Shall I get you a table?"

"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"

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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."

Major League
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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."

Bull Durham

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[Samiam]

Originally posted by Curval
"It don't mean nothing".  (War flick)

You sure this was in a movie? I remember it being said repeatedly in the TV Series Tour of Duty

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"Lee Harvey...you madman.  I wanna party with you!"

"It's Checkoslavkia..we zip in and zip out.  It's like going to Wisconsin."

"I got the s*** kicked out of me in Wisconsin once"

Stripes

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"That's not a real sport.  throw in some pads, a helmet and a few stiff body checks and you have yourself a game.  Come on...you try to get the ball in the hole..I'll defend."

Happy Gillmore

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"I've had bigger pieces of corn in my crap than you"

Austin Powers (the original, I think)

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"I've come to see this caudlron of frying female flesh you are running here, this orgy bin, this drug crazed nipple raunch."

"Shall I get you a table?"

"If you can find a spot thats not actually knee deep in seminal fluid"


????
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"Say Hey...Willy Mays Hayes here."

"Juuuust a bit outside". Major League

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"You don't need a quadraphonic Blaupunkt meat..what you need is a curveball."

Bull Durham
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(your too fast, Syzygyone)

[Curval]

"It don't mean nothing"....Hamburger Hill

"That's not a real sport....."  Caddyshack 2

"I've come to see this caudron...."  Club Paradise (you guys need to watch this movie..so many classic lines in this...this quote was one of Peter O'Toole's.

You guys got the others..wtg.

[Mini D]

Originally posted by Samiam
Still open are:

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• "I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."

"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
(Hint: No humans in this exchange)

• "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

(Hint: this really insn't a human either)

• "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."

(Hint: The ultimate guy movie)

• "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

(Hint: Another quote from this movie "It's a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.").

• Stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad."

(Original Hint: A Cowboy says this)
(New really big hint: It's neither Eraserhead nor Blue Velvet
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Well... I'm somewhat amazed nobody has gotten 4 yet.  I would have replied to that one alone just because its one of my alltime favorite movies.  "Better Off Dead"

Other Classic quotes from that one:

"Tenticals... with an "n"... big difference"
"I ask you what is worse, to speak no English at all or to speak Howard Cosell."
"Right off man!"
"Its got raisins"
"Fabulous Liquor.. reminds me of the moonshine my father used to make"

MiniD

[Samiam]

Originally posted by Mini D
Well... I'm somewhat amazed nobody has gotten 4 yet.  I would have replied to that one alone just because its one of my alltime favorite movies.  "Better Off Dead"

Other Classic quotes from that one:

"Tenticals... with an "n"... big difference"
"I ask you what is worse, to speak no English at all or to speak Howard Cosell."
"Right off man!"
"Its got raisins"
"Fabulous Liquor.. reminds me of the moonshine my father used to make"

MiniD

Yessir. Also:

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls."

"You ski the K-12 dude, and girls will go sterile just looking at you!"


That character had some great lines.

[BGBMAW]

I liek Mini D..  he knew the lines from Colors...


PUC U PAC MAN..Iam a Hoem Girl Dannieee


lmfao...




Jive Turkies:)

[Samiam]

Originally posted by BGBMAW
I liek Mini D..  he knew the lines from Colors...
 

And Buckaroo Banzai. He's a true renaissance man.  

[Curval]

But Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "isn't his kind of movie"...this makes me wonder how he could possibly been inducted into the FDBs.  

Actually, it was a much better book I thought.

[SOB]

Originally posted by Curval
"That's not a real sport....."  Caddyshack 2

That's not a movie...it's punishment.


SOB

[Samiam]

Originally posted by Samiam
Still open are:

[list=1]

• "I'm going to Bombay to become a movie star."

"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star, you go to Hollywood"
"Sure, if you want to do it the easy way."
(Hint: No humans in this exchange)[/i]

This is Gonzo in the original The Muppet Movie
(I know you all knew this but were unwilling to admit it.)

• "If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One!"

(Hint: this really insn't a human either)[/i]

Time Bandits (Evil says this)

• "They are all farmers. Farmers talk of nothing but fertilizer and women. I've never shared their enthusiasm for fertilizer. As for women, I became indifferent when I was eighty-three."

(Hint: The ultimate guy movie)[/i]

The Magnificent Seven

• "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

(Hint: Another quote from this movie "It's a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that.").[/i]

Mini D correctly answered Better Off Dead

• Stumper - "Now, you will see me one more time if you do good. You'll see me two more times if you do bad."

(Original Hint: A Cowboy says this)
(New really big hint: It's neither Eraserhead nor Blue Velvet[/i]

No David Lynch fans out there? (Here neither). It's Mulholand Drive
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[Mini D]

"Pain doesn't hurt."

[Steve]

"Pain doesn't hurt."


Roadhouse!!!

[BGBMAW]

All I want is my Truck Back - Pork Chop Express "Jack Burton"

[Holden McGroin]

Since no one attempted the classic line "Buy the man a drink!"  (a John Wayne movie where he is Not a cowboy, cop or soldier)

Here is a more modern one.

"This has been a nerve shatterin' experience for me sir,.... I just want to go home."