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Offline Pooh21

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n00bs say funny things!
« on: April 23, 2003, 06:01:41 PM »
n00b"My engine 1 oil is red! whats that mean?"
me "means your engines gonna die"
n00b"do you know when?"
knight"whats your oil gauge say?"
noob"my oil gauge says zorro!!!"
lol!
Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

Offline ccvi

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n00bs say funny things!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2003, 01:21:52 PM »
zorro?

Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2003, 02:59:58 PM »
You dont know who Zorro is?
The Z that stands for Zorro and all that?
Don't they teach anything in history class anymore?
Hes the mexican batman and he was always making a fool of that fat Sgt Garcia.


Hmmmm thinking its one of those things that make you laugh so hard you spill your beer but the next morning not as funny .
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Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

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« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2003, 03:31:11 PM »
"how do you stop a B-17?"

obvious answer:

"Alt+F4"


"can I put out an engine fire?"
"yeah, look for the fire estinguisher in the cockpit"
"I'm flying a C-47 full of troops"
"then ask one of the GIs to look for it"