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Offline rpm

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Caption This 4.25.03
« on: April 25, 2003, 03:51:54 AM »


Do we have clearance, Clarence?
Roger, Roger!
What's our vector, Victor?
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« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2003, 07:51:59 AM »
Boeing's new SUV.
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« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2003, 07:56:07 AM »
Due to air traffic congestion, United Airlines now offers NOE services to many parts of the World.


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« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2003, 08:05:18 AM »
While flying on a contract job for United a pilot, known only as "Toad", took a wrong turn when attempting to taxi his aircraft to the gate.

Although "Toad" refused to comment on the embarrassing situation the co-pilot was quoted as saying "The last thing I heard before he made the wrong turn was, 'Some idiot must have porked the fuel here'.
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Offline Syzygyone

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« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2003, 10:53:28 AM »
I think we are under dar but them GV's look pretty pissed!
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2003, 10:57:48 AM »
"WHERE'S THE DAMN REFUEL HUT!?!?!" :mad:
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2003, 11:04:59 AM »
HTC introduces the replacement for the C47... the VTOL 747... perked, of course.
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2003, 11:15:03 AM »
"United Airlines: No Waiting, Drive Straight to the gate"
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Offline muckmaw

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« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2003, 11:16:06 AM »
"Some guys take drag racing way too far"
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Offline Syzygyone

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Strike!
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2003, 11:34:33 AM »
When ALPA goes on strike over wages, UAL used their valient ground crews to get the passengers where they were going!
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2003, 11:42:51 AM »
Hijack THIS! M*****F*****
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Offline Teforto

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« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2003, 12:31:12 PM »
Hehe, saw this two or three times in real life... :D
That crossing is just some 20km from where I live, at the Airbus airfield near Hamburg.
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2003, 01:29:22 PM »
In order to help maintain profits UAL has combined services with Southern Pacific Railroad. High speed rail service is now a fact of life!
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