Broccoli.
Mushrooms.
Asparagus.
Brussel sprouts.
Spinach.
Subway.
Big Macs.
Whiggers.
Women over 150lbs.
Chinch bugs.
Birds.
Ducks. (birds yes .. but worse)
Geese. (see ducks .... these are the worst of all)
Wet dogs.
Smelly dogs.
Little dogs.
Any rap music made after 1989. (yes 1989 NOT 1999)
Anything to do with destinys child.
Basketball.
Water polo.
Myself.
Danzig.
Dennis franz.
John travolta.
Ellen degeneres.
Michale moore.
Gwenth paltrow.
Susan sarandon.
People who go barefoot in public.
Women who dont give oral.
CD's that error out while burning.
People who cant use a PC in their job properly.
Cold.
Sleet.
Alarm clocks.
Cuckoo clocks.
Porky pig.
Spongebob.
Autobots.
Will & grace.
Oxygen network.
Lifetime network.
People with the last name "Clinton".
People who wont make trades in monopoly.
Checkers. (the game)
Hardee's.
COMPAQ.
COMPAQ.
HP.
HP.
COMPAQ.
COMPAQ.
Drakkar cologne
FUBU clothes.
Nike.
NASCAR.
Fast and the furious.
Vin diesel.
BARBERA STREISAND.
Old Navy.
Gap. (never shopped @ either and PROUD)
Marilyn manson.
Spiders.
Bees.
Wasps.
Hornets.
Silverfish.
Fruit flys.
Small toilets.
Low-flow toilets.
"The postman song". (R&B in 1990 song GF broke up with me for another guy cause he played it for her over and over)
Liv tyler.
Spice girls.
Doing dishes.
Doing laundry.
Hershey's candy bars.
Hershey's squirts.
Zima.
Tequila. (BAD experience)
Jack daniels. (again)
Southern comfort. (again and again)
Mystery science theater 3000.
The wife in "the shining".
Earth day.
Friends who ask you to be wingman w/200lbs + woman.
Beer goggles.
Whiskey d**k.
Birds.
Lizards.
Spiders.
Dust.
Birds.
Spiders.
Foosball. (that dmn game with the push-rods)
Peter jennings.
Oprah.
Budweiser.
P51's.
La7's.
Typhies.
Crabs.
Herpes.
AIDS.
Shag carpet.
Austin powers.
Shakespear.
Picasso.
Big bird.
the muppet that played piano.
Navel lint.
Smelly feet.
The nutcracker.
Anyone who reads this whole list.
Mouse w/o scroll wheel.
Mouse with scroll wheel that works badly. (like on a slow PC and the "scrolling halts the PC {usually associated w/COMPAQ PC's})
Windoze media player.
Xerox.
"Corporate speak"
"Champions".
SNL.
Under-cooked bacon.
Over-cooked steaks.
Bad waiters/waitresses.
Honey mustard.
Grape jelly.
Cars with curb feelers.
Station wagon's W/o AC in the summer on a long drive.
The zipper. (carnival ride)
Falling. (that stomach dropping feeling)
Yuppies.
Curbside recycling.
Sweet & sour asian food.
Wine in a box.
Ludfisk.
Tostitos.
Yellow legal paper.
Yellow.
Orange.
Purple.
studmuffins.
DOS commands that are still needed in the IT field.
Typing.
Non-reclining chairs.
Tables that aren't level and wobble.
Cobblestone.
Putting up wallpaper.
Changing a flat in the cold/rain.
Record labels.
the price of music CD's.
Adobe and their smug attitude towards controling PDF's.
Keyboard trays that won't support the weight of the keyboard alone ... let alone your hands.
The muck at the bottom of a lake.
Seaweed.
Rapists.
90210.
21 jumpstreet.
emmanual lewis.
Right sad fred.
Snowboarders.
Liberals.
Steve irwin's wife.
Public showers. (like @ the YMCA)
"stage fright" (only men know what this means)
Men with a bigger noodle than mine.
well that was a half hour well spent 
(2 beers also 
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