1. Whats the difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on the taxman?
A:If you get caught, the taxman still wants to screw you.
2. How do you stop a woman from giving you oral sex
A:Marry her
3.What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A:Megasaurus
4.What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A:She choked
5. whats' the difference between a slut and a squeak?
A: A slut will sleep with anyone
A squeak will sleep with anyone but you.
6. Why do Jewish men watch porn backwards?
a: Because they like the part where the hooker gives the money back
7. Why is the Irish currency called the punt?
A: Because it rhymes with the Bank Manager
8. Did you hear about the dyslexis agnostic insomniac?
A: He'd lay awake all night wondering if there really was a dog.
9. There's a new Babrbie Doll called "Divorced Barbie", It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
10. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A: They can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.
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