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Offline Chaos68

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« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2003, 04:41:43 PM »
wheres this bon jovi clip at?  LOL

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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2003, 04:45:21 PM »
Heh Dowding, I believe he plays in a soap too, An office in in the city, with a Indian secretary, rings a bell ?
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2003, 04:47:17 PM »
I found it on Kazaa quite some time ago

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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2003, 04:54:57 PM »
Is this Ali G, you are taking about Saw? I only caught a bit of the new series. Here's the fella:



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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2003, 06:16:28 PM »
OMG - I found Ali G 2 weeks ago... downloaded everything I could find on Kazaa... #%$ HYSTERICAL!

If you haven't seen Ali G you must check it out.

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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2003, 12:41:33 AM »
Ali G is currently wanted for public indencency in Arizona.  


During filming of a new episode Ali was getting massage, when the fella turned his back for a second Ali started pretending to masturbate under the towel.....guy turns back round, FREAKS and calls the police.......who didnt see the funny side either.

Ali and crew drove straight to the airport and flew back to Blighty.


If ya live in Arizona dont expect a local appearance by Ali for some years to come.......


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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2003, 02:16:51 AM »
No, I was talking about the denis noodle guy, that show was excellent, can't put a name on it now... more later :)
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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2003, 05:01:45 AM »
I've tried to get into Ali G. I usually love Brit humor, but he's just so.....Ali G. Just saw Punk'd the other night...now THAT was funny!
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« Reply #23 on: May 01, 2003, 05:10:34 AM »
Ali G the film was crap - avoid it at all costs.

The TV series are much better. It's a double laugh for me - for one thing he's a white guy trying to be all bling and black, and secondly, desperate politicians and aging celebrities will do anything to associate with him because they think he's a representative of the yoof of today.

BTW, his 'Borat' alter-ego - a presenter from Kazakstani TV - is even funnier.

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Borat - Hello. You are here on a hunt?

Hunter - Yes, yes I am indeed.

Borat - And you are... Why do you not have a horse?

Hunter - Can't afford one to be quite honest.

Borat - Why not?

Hunter - I'm retired now.

Borat - You are a retard?

Hunter - Yes I am... [

Borat - Like a mongoloid?

Borat - So you hunt a lot?

Hunter - I hunt a lot? Yes.

Borat - You are a real man!

Hunter - Yes, yes I am.

Borat - We say, "A man who does not hunt", in Kazakhstan, "Is like a man with no..." How do you say?

(Borat gesture to his groin)

Hunter - You say, "You've no bollocks", I think.

Borat - Bollocks?

Hunter - I shouldn't say that.

Borat - You have big bollocks?

Hunter - Yes, probably.

Borat - You have big bollocks?

Hunter - I shouldn't think so. Not now.

Borat - Can I touch them?

Hunter - No.

Borat - Why?

Hunter - It's private.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2003, 05:21:40 AM by Dowding »
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« Reply #24 on: May 01, 2003, 10:39:44 AM »
Bump
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #25 on: May 02, 2003, 09:27:36 AM »
Bump(this link should be a sticky)
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2003, 04:34:26 AM »
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)