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Offline Tuomio

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« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2003, 09:05:19 AM »
Please be more specific about the blessing thing. How does it exactly work? God blesses you and then happens what?

You win in lottery?

I mean, it has to be something rather significant, like "One in the million, this is Gods Blessing in action". Otherwise i think we can bring up more consistent and rational factors. No disrespect for God, just that didnt he declare that all men are equal in front of him?

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2003, 10:00:14 AM »
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Please be more specific about the blessing thing. How does it exactly work? God blesses you and then happens what?

You win in lottery?

I mean, it has to be something rather significant, like "One in the million, this is Gods Blessing in action". Otherwise i think we can bring up more consistent and rational factors. No disrespect for God, just that didnt he declare that all men are equal in front of him?


Not really. Everyone's a sinner, everyone can recieve grace, that's about it. Blessings are perceptive ... and not all blessings are material.

 Blessed are the Finns, for they have mountains so lofty and treetops so tall.

 But really blessed are the Americans, for they begat Blues, Jazz and Rock-n-Roll. ;)

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« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2003, 10:22:40 AM »
In a free and open society, even cults like these have a place.

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« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2003, 03:45:05 PM »
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Only difference is that God seems to actually bless America.




Can you be more precise on that? any link explaining how and where you get so definitive concepts??:D :D
Maybe a God-Bush red line??:)
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« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2003, 03:53:50 PM »
I just want to say right here and now that I dont.............






believe I left my fishing rod a home today. The lake is sooo full of nice ones and it looks like the bite is on.




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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2003, 03:55:22 PM »
Stegor, here is an explanation of the relationship between God and the USA, and why he blesses us:

Today is Christmas. There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty. Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines. God has a hard-on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your bellybutton belongs to the Corps.

Feel free to substitute USA for Marine Corps.  :)
« Last Edit: May 04, 2003, 03:57:38 PM by funkedup »

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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2003, 04:02:47 PM »
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Can you be more precise on that? any link explaining how and where you get so definitive concepts??:D :D
Maybe a God-Bush red line??:)


Muslim extremists say God is on their side . If that is true, God has a funny way of showing it.

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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2003, 04:51:24 PM »
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here is an explanation of the relationship between God and the USA, and why he blesses us:............




Lol Funked If I was a fervent religious maybe I'll be shocked by this....go away you unbelieving miscreant
:p :p :)




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Muslim extremists say God is on their side . If that is true, God has a funny way of showing it.


If I remember well (so much time has passed), my religion teacher told me God calls on his side those who he loves most.... may be this the reason, to have them all in Heaven?? ;)
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2003, 05:59:16 PM »
The USA is blessed with many things.

But like everywhere else it is also accursed by many things.

God has nothing to do with it.

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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2003, 06:08:30 PM »
the best thing about America is that wome here have bigger boobs.

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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2003, 06:09:11 PM »
must be all those growth hormones :)

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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2003, 06:47:56 PM »
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Saddam said God's will would be done in Iraq and that the infidels would be driven from Iraq.

I guess Saddam was right.



You're lucky God didn't say he'd get rid of the idiots of this world.


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« Reply #27 on: May 04, 2003, 09:09:07 PM »
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You're lucky God didn't say he'd get rid of the idiots of this world.


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Nah, we need people like you