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Offline blur

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Next time. Wear a helmet!
« on: May 05, 2003, 08:21:38 AM »
LOL

Aren’t football-type helmets standard issue for clumsy retards?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030501/168/3y3v3.html&e=15

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2003, 08:40:37 AM »
Though Bush was not my first choice in the primary's, I can't help but say "keep underestimating him Blur, he'll make you look like a fool".

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2003, 09:03:14 AM »
good thing he wasn't eating any pretzels at the same time. Chaney could be a president by now !!! Oh humanity !!!

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2003, 09:21:25 AM »
LOL fd-ski! Now THAT was funny!

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2003, 09:58:55 AM »
Blur,

I suppose you're the only human in history who hasn't bumped his head.

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Re: Next time. Wear a helmet!
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2003, 10:04:25 AM »
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Originally posted by blur
LOL

Aren’t football-type helmets standard issue for clumsy retards?

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030501/168/3y3v3.html&e=15


You are ther reigning expert on clumsy retards, or at least on being retarded. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2003, 10:19:22 AM »
Wow, the president hit his head.  And you added such a funny tagline.  I think I'm gonna go poop now.


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Offline Major_Hans

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2003, 12:57:41 PM »
At least he didn't do a half gainer down the steps of Airforce One like Ford did...several times if I recall.

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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2003, 01:38:21 PM »
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You are ther reigning expert on clumsy retards, or at least on being retarded. :rolleyes:



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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2003, 08:36:39 PM »
lets put it this way...your the light of retardedness the low fat retard...only 1 calorie NOT retarded enough


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Offline Eagler

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2003, 06:57:31 AM »
best you can do blur?

he must be doin a terrible, terrible job eh?
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