One day Pierre is walking down a street in some nameless French town. It is a beautiful spring day, the birds are out, Pierre is thinking how wonderful the day is.
He then notices through a hedge a man and a women out in a grass field and it looks like they are doing the deed. He watches for awhile, smiling, what a great thing to do on a day like this!
He then notices the woman is not moving at all... she may be injured! He runs to the town doctors office. The Doc comes out Pierre explains, and they both run to the field and the doctor looks through the hedge "Sacra bleu! You do not need me! look at how gray and pallid her skin is Pierre! you need a constable not a doctor!"
They both run of and find the local cop, and they tell him what is going on and the three men run back. The cop goes out into the field and then turns around with a grin on his face!
"she is not dead my friends.....She is just English. "
One of my best friends married an English girl and brought her here, I told him this joke and he laughed so hard we almost got in trouble at work. It was funny cause for him it was close to the truth!!
