Author Topic: Microsoft up your ass? (Read 400 times)

Mickey1992 · « **on:** May 06, 2003, 02:59:41 PM »

Here's why. I have always wanted to flush MS down the loo, I guess now I can.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/030506/170/3zk3j.html&e=6

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #1 on:** May 13, 2003, 08:10:38 AM »

(Not that anyone cared)

Umm......nevermind.

Microsoft: Internet-Ready Toilet A Hoax

POSTED: 7:20 a.m. EDT May 13, 2003

REDMOND, Wash. -- Microsoft says a company news release that said it was developing a portable toilet with Internet access, called an "i-Loo," was a hoax perpetrated by its British division.

The April 30 release, issued by the company's MSN Internet division in the United Kingdom, said Microsoft was developing a portable toilet with a wireless keyboard and an extending height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat. The i-Loo was to debut at festivals this summer in Britain.

The fake release generated coverage by The Wall Street Journal, The Associated Press and Reuters.

A Microsoft spokeswoman has apologized for "any confusion or offense it may have caused."

Curval · « **Reply #2 on:** May 13, 2003, 08:23:00 AM »

Even if they really did try something like this I would never use it. Imagine what the results of any bacteria or foreign material test would show from the keyboard. YUCK!

gofaster · « **Reply #3 on:** May 13, 2003, 09:07:49 AM »

And here I was ready to set it up as my AH flightsim cockpit.

Kind of gives a new meaning to the word "cockpit" doesn't it

Syzygyone · « **Reply #4 on:** May 13, 2003, 09:09:27 AM »

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Originally posted by gofaster
And here I was ready to set it up as my AH flightsim cockpit.

Kind of gives a new meaning to the word "cockpit" doesn't it

Sure would make potty breaks safer. Wouldn't have to worry so much about nme 262s coming out of nowhere whilst you're AFK!:eek:

Fishu · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2003, 09:45:12 AM »

One night and the toilets would be gone.. then sometime later found from some dumpyard, with every electronics part ripped off

Wouldn't be very smart project anyway

Syzygyone · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2003, 10:25:33 AM »

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Originally posted by Fishu
One night and the toilets would be gone.. then sometime later found from some dumpyard, with every electronics part ripped off

Wouldn't be very smart project anyway

Methinks you sound as if you know whereof from you speaketh, methinks!