Author Topic: Golf - Annika Sörenstam (Read 882 times)

Sixpence · « **Reply #30 on:** May 15, 2003, 03:18:42 PM »

I think if I were a woman on the lpga, this would concern me. If this were to set a precedent and all tours would be open up to everyone, alot of women would stand to lose alot of $$ to the men.

What I see happening is a third tour for both woman and men, this way both women & men's tours would still exist. Or is it this way already?(not into golf)

Reschke · « **Reply #31 on:** May 15, 2003, 03:23:34 PM »

When is the next naked LPGA event? I want to see if this Natalie Gulbis will make an appearance there.

midnight Target · « **Reply #32 on:** May 15, 2003, 03:24:31 PM »

I see Anika and Tiger in the final pairing on Sunday, strolling hand in hand up the fairway of life as a symbol of the solidarity of oppressed minorities all over the World.

As they reach the 18th green a small Mexican boy will run up to them symbolizing the run across the border into the promised land. Then Tiger and Anika will withdraw from the tournament before holing out on 18, and they will both move into a commune and write letters to the PGA decrying the rape of the natural landscape by golf course architects.

It could happen.

Sixpence · « **Reply #33 on:** May 15, 2003, 03:27:01 PM »

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Originally posted by Reschke
When is the next naked LPGA event?

Saw one at the last haunted house I went through.

Dowding · « **Reply #34 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:13:14 PM »

Only two good things have ever come out of golf:

1) The golf cart scene from Jack Ass: The Movie

2) The airhorn-distracted golfers from Jack Ass: The Movie

Maniac · « **Reply #35 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:17:14 PM »

And Tiger Woods Golf on the X-Box.

funkedup · « **Reply #36 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:22:01 PM »

If a chick can beat a dude at it, it ain't a sport, and they shouldn't be getting paid to play it.

midnight Target · « **Reply #37 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:23:07 PM »

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Originally posted by funkedup
If a chick can beat a dude at it, it ain't a sport, and they shouldn't be getting paid to play it.

Racing ain't a sport?

Shooting ain't a sport?

Maniac · « **Reply #38 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:24:20 PM »

What about Hockey?

(thinking female goaltenders here)

Syzygyone · « **Reply #39 on:** May 15, 2003, 04:27:47 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
I see Anika and Tiger in the final pairing on Sunday, strolling hand in hand up the fairway of life as a symbol of the solidarity of oppressed minorities all over the World.

As they reach the 18th green a small Mexican boy will run up to them symbolizing the run across the border into the promised land. Then Tiger and Anika will withdraw from the tournament before holing out on 18, and they will both move into a commune and write letters to the PGA decrying the rape of the natural landscape by golf course architects.

It could happen.

You forgot to mention the bazillions of gofers threatened by unrestricted golf course development, not to mention all the evil oil derivative products used in making golf balls. Mayhaps when they stroll up the 18th, they can be pulled in a rickshaw by Arianna Huffington too!

It could happen!