Three men were sitting around a table discussing their repective children.
The 1st man bragged that his son went into construction, and is doing so well know that he was able to give his special someone a new house.
The 2nd man jumped in telling how his daughter started out selling cars, and that she now owns a multi-lot dealership. In fact she was able to give her boyfriend a brand new Porshe.
The 3rd man told about his son the stockroker. He was doing so well that he was able to give away a portfolio worth millions to his lover.
Then their fourth friend arrived and asked what they were talking about. When he heard "children" he just hung his head. "My son recently confessed to us that he was bisexual. We were devastated until we heard that he got a new house a car and a million dollar stock portfolio.
