Originally posted by Mini D
I find the flippant attitude towards forks in this thread to be a sad statement about humanity.
Let me tell you about what forks (or more to the point... a fork) mean to me:
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MiniD
Mini, I know we don't see pfork to pfork on a lot of issues, but the above repfernced post has really increase my respect and admiration pfor you.
Now, when I read your propfoundly pfumblingly pfrankly pforked demented deliterious diatribes, I can attribute them to the constant torment you continuously pfeel over your cold and cruel de-pforkification. Moreover, your pformer post explains a lot about your multi-pforked and pforked-tongued world view. There aren't just two sides to a story, as there would be with a simple knife or a spoon. NO! We all now clearly see that MIniD can see not just two, but three or pfour or pfive sides of the every story, depending on the style of pfork under discussion.
Pforkunately pfor all of us pforkless pfools, MiniD has shed the light of day on a heretopfore unaccknowledged problem in Amurica today, one that is only spoken of in hushed tones and behind closed doors. Pfork abuse! Yes, I sad it out loud. PFORK ABUSE!. Pfinally, pfamilies in Amurcia can bring their dark secrets on into the open and seek propfessional help to end the growing scourge of pforkless pforking pforkiness!
Actually Mini, that post was a 10!
