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Offline Syzygyone

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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2003, 03:39:50 PM »
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This reminds me of the story of getting "oil" from turkey remnants.

Sounds too good to be true...ergo, it probably is...even if both were reported on Yahoo ;)


Actually the oil from turkey is true, or some very very powerful companies have been bamboozled beyond belief!

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=85419&highlight=turkey+oil
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Offline gofaster

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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2003, 03:52:06 PM »
Aw, man, I was hoping that eventually I could tune in to HGTV and see the sexual anatomy of a tree blurred out.

Or at least hear about a meat tree rampage that was instigated when a farmer went to pick some fruit - "Hey, watch it Angus! That's not fruit down there!"
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Offline OIO

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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2003, 05:24:27 PM »
insects are a great alternative to meat.

Though I wont eat roach or moths and such, but i have tried grasshopper (tails only, baked); which tastes like dry chicken, and worm (a special jungle variety that the amazon indians consume on a daily basis... it was smoke-baked, kinda like the smoked salmon) which tasted like boiled egg with a drop of A1 sauce (im serious).

The protein found in a single insect is found in 1/2 a pound of meat.
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2003, 05:31:17 PM »
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Originally posted by Drunky
This reminds me of the story of getting "oil" from turkey remnants.

Sounds too good to be true...ergo, it probably is...even if both were reported on Yahoo ;)


actually it is true...they ran a story on it in discover magazine...
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Offline Drunky

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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2003, 05:43:28 PM »
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The protein found in a single insect is found in 1/2 a pound of meat.


I believe the daily recommended allowance for red meat is only 3 oz.
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2003, 06:46:04 PM »
dude dont talk stupid, there is 50 grams of protein in half a pound of meat, a bug doesnt weigh 50 grams unless its a big ****ing bug
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2003, 06:48:03 PM »
When is someone going to stop the vegitarians from pulling the veins out of mother earth and eating her very heart out, instead of just feeding on the surface parasites like the rest of us?
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2003, 07:24:44 PM »
Just as anything on the internet can be falsified...how is it Snopes *has* to be right all the time?   :confused:   If I wanted to disprove that Croation Water-Lemurs actually sang "Hakuna Matata" in Bosnia I could just write it up on Snopes and its automatically true!
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2003, 07:42:49 PM »
heheh, lefty wants a Meat Tree very bad :D
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2003, 07:44:31 PM »
You know, if we weren't supposed to eat animals, God wouldn't have made them taste like meat.
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2003, 07:59:56 PM »
Damn right I do..:(
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2003, 12:25:47 AM »
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I've been told I have a "Meat Tree" :D


Yep, we don't call him Rip-'Bonsai'-Snort for nothing you know!

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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2003, 12:38:19 AM »
Damn... I was hoping the article would be true.  Citric acid starts to chaff after 3 minutes, and it usually takes me about 4 to finish.  This would have been the perfect solution.  

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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2003, 08:58:53 AM »
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I got a meat tree, but only my girl friend know its true flavor!


:D



AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!  


Can't....  get.... images....   out of...  my mind.......


AHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Sensory overload..... AHHHHH!!!!  


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