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Offline Syzygyone

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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2003, 11:14:29 AM »
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What's the matter with Oprah? They had give away day yesterday and all the audiance got sunglasses, b-b-q's, shirts- even a remote controlled vacuum cleaner. It was a great show.


Incredible OT post!  BUt it made me spit out my coffee!:D :cool: :D :cool: :D

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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2003, 11:20:56 AM »
Not in love... but I wish I had her.......................... .






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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2003, 11:22:25 AM »
Hey, I'm serious. As Doctor Phil says, "Anyone who doesn't like Oprah is like a backpack with only one strap."

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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2003, 11:24:32 AM »
What is with the ESPN golf bbs?

On Annika’s game….

Just like Charles Barkley said Annika is a "Female, Woman, Babe, Chick, whatever"

Since Annika is on the PGA Tour this week her name is all over the world. She is going to be getting all kinds of offered. She has already done commercials for Callaway, Gatorade, and Tampax today. Who knows what she is going to do tommorow? That is why she should get breast implants. If she improved her image she would attract more fans.



On making porno’s….

It would be nutz if she got into the porn industry. Could you imagine what the LPGA Tour would be like if she did that? It would be a circus. Youd have thousands upon thousands of people showing up to watch them play golf. It would get her lots of offers and she could be on the Howard Stern show. It would be nice. It would be a great business decision for her.


“The Front 9 is Over…”

Time for a drink in the clubhouse and a tampon change.

More on implants…

She is one heck of a golfer but shes going to get all kinds of offers to do things after this is over. She should get Breast Implants if she is going to be all over the news.

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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2003, 11:30:12 AM »
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Hey, I'm serious. As Doctor Phil says, "Anyone who doesn't like Oprah is like a backpack with only one strap."


I only USE ONE STRAP when I put a back pack on. :D

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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2003, 11:37:44 AM »
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I only USE ONE STRAP when I put a back pack on. :D


Well yeah Rip, but you walk like Quasimoto. :D

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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2003, 11:39:31 AM »
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I only USE ONE STRAP when I put a back pack on. :D


Ahh... but are you cool enough to wear the strap across your chest instead of just on one shoulder?  Hmm...  :D

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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2003, 11:42:24 AM »
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I only USE ONE STRAP when I put a back pack on. :D


We always knew you were one strap short of a pack!
:D :D

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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2003, 11:57:49 AM »
Annika was never a threat to the PGA!  It's just redikulus!

and the ever popular:

PERK ANNIKA!

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« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2003, 12:10:26 PM »
Dr. phil is a studmuffin........ oh and Annika is down to 20th now.

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« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2003, 12:19:41 PM »
BEVO, You are like a fast car with bald tires. The faster you try to go the more your wheels spin.

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« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2003, 12:23:37 PM »
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BEVO, You are like a fast car with bald tires. The faster you try to go the more your wheels spin.


:D Maybe he is hydroplaning off the road of intelligence only to be stuck in the sandpit of mediocrity.

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« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2003, 12:29:30 PM »
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:D Maybe he is hydroplaning off the road of intelligence only to be stuck in the sandpit of mediocrity.


LOL That's too deep for daytime TV, MT. Ya gotta dumb it down.

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« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2003, 01:27:52 PM »
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Will any PGA pros be allowed to play on the LPGA circut?


The LPGA rules allow only women to play their tournaments. The PGA rules say nothing about the sex of the players.
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« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2003, 01:59:55 PM »
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BEVO, You are like a fast car with bald tires. The faster you try to go the more your wheels spin.


yeah, did you get that one from Dr. Phil too?