10 comandments

[Airhead]

Originally posted by Holden McGroin
'The book of Armaments, Chapter two, verses nine to twenty one:

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then thou shalt count to three, no more, no less.  Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three."  

"Four thou shalt not count, neither count thou two, Excepting that thou then proceed to three.  Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch toward thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

Uh... Why count to three after you pull the pin? The fuse won't start burning until the spoon is released, thus allowing the spring loaded trigger to snap into the fuse (kind of like a mousetrap.) In fact if you want you can pull the pin and put it back in, no harm, no foul, but if you release the spoon you better throw that puppy pronto, depending on the type of grenade.

[miko2d]

midnight Target: "One day the older daughter said to the younger, 'Our father is old, and there is no man around here to lie with us, as is the custom all over the earth. Let us get our father to drink wine and then lie with him and preserve our family line through our father.'" - Genesis 19:31-38 (NIV)

 In those times - shortly after creation - human genotype had not yet accumulated harmfull recessive mutations. The inbreeding, or incest as it is called in humans, was not a problem then.


Uh... Why count to three after you pull the pin? The fuse won't start burning until the spoon is released...

 The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch did not have a spoon - that is a more modern invention.


 miko

[Ripper29]

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

Revelation - Chapter 6:8

[Vulcan]

And I looketh unto the toilet bowl, and behold there sat the spawn of Satan.

And I said unto the evilness, may the power of christ compell you, MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU.

And the spawn did revile me, for it rank of evil. And I did dispair, for the spawn would not flusheth. And upon the spawn I did see corn - whenst there had been no corn consumed. And still the spawn floateth.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Vulcan
And I looketh unto the toilet bowl, and behold there sat the spawn of Satan.

And I said unto the evilness, may the power of christ compell you, MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELL YOU.

And the spawn did revile me, for it rank of evil. And I did dispair, for the spawn would not flusheth. And upon the spawn I did see corn - whenst there had been no corn consumed. And still the spawn floateth.

Good gawd... this is hilarious... Is it yours or does someone else deserve credit?

[Vulcan]

its mine, I had a religious experience on the toilet and saw this thread and felt inspired.