Author Topic: For Blitz, News Just in...... (Read 612 times)

JimBear · « **on:** May 01, 2003, 07:41:26 AM »

News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an
Iraqi primary school and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.

ra · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2003, 08:21:28 AM »

AWMac · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2003, 08:38:00 AM »

funkedup · « **Reply #3 on:** May 01, 2003, 10:36:09 AM »

*sound of leaves rustling*

Yeager · « **Reply #4 on:** May 01, 2003, 01:42:33 PM »

Indicating a barren and empty wind swept field on a grey dreary fall morning where only the leaves are observed rustling by........

AWMac · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2003, 01:50:11 PM »

To die, alone.........in the rain.

crabofix · « **Reply #6 on:** May 01, 2003, 06:45:22 PM »

vorticon · « **Reply #7 on:** May 01, 2003, 07:12:32 PM »

is that a tumble weed???

Creamo · « **Reply #8 on:** May 01, 2003, 07:19:37 PM »

Sob's orange dick joke is way better I think.

P. Wolfowitz · « **Reply #9 on:** May 31, 2003, 05:53:09 AM »

Please don't make jokes about teribble terrorists or you will be brought to a place of freedom and democracy and torture errr love.

Guantanamo Bay

Regards P. Wolfowitz

Duedel · « **Reply #10 on:** May 31, 2003, 05:58:04 AM »

Wolfowitz = Wolfoblitz = Blitz?

Blitz machs nicht zu schlimm. Das bringt auch nix. Bleib lieber ruhig, da gewinnt man mehr.