Hey Hey Hey

[funkedup]

Russell: "Creamo you're like school on Saturday?"

Creamtard: "How's that?"

Russell: "No class!"

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by Airhead
Bring your sneakers. I've been wanting to whip your bellybutton at basketball ever since you told me bout playing against Ronnie Lott.

You're on old man!

[funkedup]

Please tell me that Ronnie didn't cut off any more fingers during the basketball game?

[Dune]

Speaking of old, bad cartoons, you guys must check out this site:
Seanbaby.com's Superfriends Review Site

He has reviews of all the Superfriends.  Here's part of his review of the Wonder Twins:

Every time they ACTIVATED THEIR WONDER TWIN POWERS, you were going to see something stupid. Jayna could turn into any animal she could pronounce, but Zan got screwed. He turned into water or things made out of water. Like a wave or a water raincoat. Most times he just chose "water" and splashed into a purple mess. He did it with confidence, though. Jayna always seemed like she couldn't decide at the last minute. "Shape of a... a... deadly unstoppable... PHALREXIAN.. TRANGLOMITE!" Not Zan. No matter what crappy thing he turned into, he was excited to help out. An ice rollerskate might not stop the villain by itself, but it couldn't hurt. Actually, now that I think back, it usually did. I guess he was trying to make up for his embarrassing power by never doing anything right.

I know you're thinking, "She gets to turn into giant monsters and he turns into a puddle with a face; it's not fair!" Maybe it isn't. But what good is a kangaroo without an ice bowling ball? What good is a purple camel without a water top hat? And how is a seagull supposed to carry the monkey without an ice gondola?

"It's a huge caveman, Gleek! You hop on his head, I'll stand on the edge of this cliff! GO!"  
Were they part of some sort of outreach program? Did the Society of Stupid Children hold a boycott demanding more character representation in the cartoon media? These two sucked so bad the Super Friends made them share a sidekick. And they gave everybody their own sidekick. They gave Hawkman a hawk, they gave Flash a smaller, yellow Flash, and they gave Aquaman two sidekicks PLUS a seahorse and a jetski. Even Aquaman got more of the superhero budget than them. That's like firing all your English teachers to give the female gym coach the two-way mirror she's been asking for.

Every day Jayna would have to change into pigeon and drag a bucket full of her brother and a monkey everywhere they went. Meanwhile, back home, there's a garage packed with expensive fish-decaled Aqua vehicles. How could they fight anybody with that insult on their mind? The Wonder Twins were lucky if Superman jammed them in a rusty shopping cart and shoved them. They were even luckier if the thing rolled straight and didn't veer into a building a block away from the Hall of Justice....

[midnight Target]

LOL, no

Ronnie was a VERY talented sophomore in high school while I was a semi-marginally non-talented senior. I have a picture somewhere of me putting a jumper up in his face.

Also played against Anthony Munoz... You should remember him funked. He's one of the few people in the world bigger than you.

[Creamo]

Violet: "You did it again, junk dealer."

Capt. FunkyPants: "Why you call me junk dealer?"

Violet: "Cause you're always picking scraps"

[funkedup]

I think I'm out of my league in this battle.  *Bows to the Russell-smart-ass-remark-foot-****in-masta.*

[Saurdaukar]

Originally posted by funkedup
One of my college flatmates  

We'rent you just calling me a Limey because I used the phrase "at university?"

[funkedup]

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!